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Paint CHiPs
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Caption Competition -3.14159

President George W. Bush is welcomed by French President Jacques Chirac.

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*bitch slap*

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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
*bitch slap*

haha

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That's what Paint CHiPs MEANT!

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quote:
Originally posted by Peter_Torque
"Jacques, I'd like you to meet Shaq. Here, let me keep his balls away from your face..."

Hey. You tryin' to be a shit shoveler like me'n GoFuYo?

Humour point fer you. Shaq's balls, indeed.

Amen.

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Uncle JEBalls! What's the matter with you?!

He meant THESE balls, silly:

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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
*bitch slap*

I can't see the picture now and think of anything but Bush's hand going "WWWWWHAP!" across Chirac's face.

Somebody needs to make a gif of that.

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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
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Pure class!!! Back-hander right across the chops. Spot on, no further captions, we have a winner!

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George: Ok, Jacques, this is the Showcase Showdown where AAALLLLLLL this can be yours if you can guess the retail price of this showcase without going over...

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*Crunch*
Chirac: Mighty fine grip you got there Bush.
GWBush: And that's just my backup arm! This here is my stroker!

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GWBush: I'm so patriotic my balls are red white and blue! How about yours?
Chirac: Well, the blue part's correct.

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GWBush: In America it's customary to plant a big wet sloppy kiss on another man's cheek. Ya mind?
Chirac: Make it quick.

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GWBush: Hey Chiracy-Rac! Why did the euphie cross the road?
Chirac: I've heard this one..

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