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Filthy McNastie
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Faster Pussycat...KILL KILL KILL...!!!

I don't know what the fucking deal is...

But lately I've been GMJO to looking at female prisoner websites.

What is the allure of these Sirens...?

Soft...yet so deadly...

Machelle Brown...convicted of assault...mmmmmmmm...beat ME up baby...anytime...



Gina Caruso...convicted of forgery...make me write bad checks sugar...Cuz I will...anything you want...it's yours...



Michele Kent...convicted of Grand Theft...and...she's Bi-sexual...can it get any better...?...maybe...



And Finally...Belinda Ledbetter...convicted of Murder...she will be mine someday...oh yes...all mine...



Now if you'll excuse me...I have a sock to toss in the laundry...

L8.

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Goatboy
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Yeah, I'd rape that murderess.

Karma, baby. Karma.

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buddha's penis
mourning wood

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the thief is kind of scary. i think her face is painted on.
but go for it, man. she's bi! and in prison! maybe you can get some hot prison threesome conjugal visit action.

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Thimbles worth of opinion
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Conjucal visits.
Like starved dogs in a kennel.
Feasting on my meat.

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Goatboy
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Re: Faster Pussycat...KILL KILL KILL...!!!

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Originally posted by Filthy McNastie
Michele Kent...convicted of Grand Theft...and...she's Bi-sexual...can it get any better...?...maybe...


Convict pics are getting very proffessional.

She should hold up her numbers though.

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quote:
Originally posted by Thimbles worth of opinion
Conjucal visits.
Like starved dogs in a kennel.
Feasting on my meat.



True Haiku gold medal.

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

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Filthy McNastie
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Good Lord...!!!

I never even saw this delectable piece of felon...!!!

Cynthia Ray...convicted of Murder Acc...



An excerpt from her webpage...

"I would love to play fight two cans of whipped cream, spraying it all over each other, until we slip on the cream, falling down laughing then we could eat and kiss all the cream off each others faces."

I don't think she's guilty...fuck you Belinda...I've found the women of my dreams...

L8.

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18-21 http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/18-21-1.htm

22 http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/22-1.htm

23 http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/23-1.htm

you get the picture...one of yu guys should start a relationship with one of these hotties and keep a diary of it...for all of us to see
I bet the cyber would be intense...go get em!

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quote:
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fucking proxies are keeping me from true love.

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skalie
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quote:
Originally posted by Filthy McNastie
I've found the women of my dreams...



That's a bloke.

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Goatboy
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MINE! Obviously framed.

[edit: maybe she was in for anal sex or something???]

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for the ladies : http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/

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do not forget ladies, there are hot jail studboys in there too!



"I'm looking for that special someone that's honest, open minded, that will surprise me at times. Please enclose a photo of yourself."

Oh yeah, baby. I bet you got a surprise for me too.

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Here is a winner!



This goes out specifically to anyone who is interested, wanting and willing to step through my open door and explore my version of reality. If you are considering or truly wanting to get to know a convict, you need not look any further. What separates us from the rest of the world is that I'm safe. I'm not interested in what you can do for me, only in what I can do for you. I'm a "bad guy", make no mistake about it. However, I am guilty of the crimes for which I am now locked up for. If you are wanting fun and unconditional friendship - then come and get some.

State: Washington
Race: White
Birth Date: 12-8-69
Age: 32
Release Date: L.W.O.P.
Height: 5'10"
Religion: Christian
Do you have children: One son - Jacob 4 1/2 years
Do you smoke: Yes
Sexual Preference: Female
Education: Basic education GED
Occupation before prison: Labor - Roofing - Building, etc.
Activities in prison: Exercise - Handball - Reading

Michael Thornton #922572
Unit 5 - H- 10
Washington State Penitentiary
1313 Nth 13th Ave.
Walla Walla, Washington 99362


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he wants to kill you and wear your skin!

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Noticed the "Add to shopping cart" feature?

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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
Release Date: L.W.O.P.



L.W.O.P?

Life without parole?

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A veritable bonanza of available meat!

http://dir.yahoo.com/Social_Science...rison_Pen_Pals/

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The Wraith
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Registered: Jan 2001
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I must have clicked about 30-40 ones I thought were attractive, some just to see what their release date was.



Age: 29
Release date: 2014

You know she's worried about being 41 years old when she gets out. One thing I've noticed is not ONE of the women I viewed had this in their description:

"Education: College Graduate", etc.

Most say GED or "some college" (yea, sure...) - just a tip to all you future college (or high school) dropouts, this could be you! Someone needs to waste their day away and click through each and every ad. I'm curious if ANY of them have a college education, how old they are, and when they are being released.

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"I'm intelligent, loyal, and big hearted. I am a very good friend because I can offer honesty, sincerity and an open mind. I hope to find someone to share my hopes and dreams with. My thoughts...bizarre or boring, happy or sad and please share yours with me. I have deep faith and am very tenacious. I do not believe my situation will be like this for long. I'm looking for a friend with a lot of positive energy to share! I wish you much peace and happiness."

Release Date: Life w/out Parole

- - - -

Here is a good case where her lawyer REALLY is good at what he does, to let her think her situation won't be for very long.

LOL

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You're not going to start corresponding with the poor lasses are you?

Wraith finds new hobby.

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oh my god, it's skeet!

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The Wraith
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I'm sorry, I just HAD to post this one...

- - - - - - - - - -



Pamela-3201W

Well I'm real sexy. A dancer who's stage name is Strawberry Pussy. I like to have fun, really I'm a explorer. I'm hot and fun soft to the touch, but not fragile. I'm outgoing full of will power to succeed. I like the finer thing in life. I'm looking for a fun lasting relationship. Someone I can share my freaky thoughts and desire with someone I can totally relax and truly be with, the good and bad the freaky.

Location: Gatesville, Texas
Race: White
Date of Birth: 10-16-68
Age: 33
Release Date: 10-2003
Height: 5'0"
Religion: Baptist
Children: Yes
Smoker: No
Sexual Preference: Male
Do you want mail from both sexes: Yes
Occupation before prison: Dancer (Wraith: What gave it away?)
Activities in prison: I goes to school and college

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Exquisite Caribbean aphrodisiac, ready to fulfill your crave of undying romance, unforbidden fantasies, and unchangeable friendship. May become addictive to your personality if you are mature, intelligent, open-minded, adventurous, humorous and willing to pamper. This once bitten twice shy female, enjoys reading, love computers, cooking, chess candle light and a passion for higher learner. This 120 lbs of pure dynamite has the kind of legs that put stockings out of business with plenty of volts to knock you off your feet, so if your desires the same then let's make a flame. I will show you that beauty and intelligence can go together. Don't be shy!

State: Florida
Race: Black
Date of Birth: 10-17-74
Age: 2