Peter_Torque
Grill Instructor
Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
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I'm being stalked by a 10-year-old. Oh, go ahead and laugh. I don't think it's funny.
I don't think she's retarded or anything. Iin fact I have to say I can understand. I have that effect on females of all ages, but usually its only barnyard animals I really have to watch out for. As a Pro Musician, I've seen this time and time again, but usually only to older women. Some are even as young as 74.
I became aware of it shortly after joining this ward at the Asylum. I started getting weird phone calls. She'd call me thirty to four hundred times a day and would just leave Barney the Dinosaur's theme song on my answering machine, or she'd giggle, say "pen0r" and hang up. The phone company traced the calls to Dallas.
I hired a private investigator, and what he found shocked even me (and I voted in the last election!)
See for yourself:
here, she's fondling herself furiously while waiting outside the stagedoor
She sees me in the limo and starts to get excited
I rolled down the window and yelled
"STOP THAT! GET A BARBIE DOLL, YA LITTLE CREEP!"
Its a terrible situation. I think I brought it on myself, and I also think she's here, reading this now.
GO AWAY, BRAT!! LEEME ALONE!!
I don't know what to do. I'm very happily married, totally against any form of sexualization of children, and enthusiastically endorse all laws that would have molester's testicles given to pitbulls. What should I do?

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