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Do you think it's weird to have restraints/harnesses as relatively Permenant fixtures in your bedroom.

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How fucking else is a woman gonna stay if i don't tie her up to the bed huh?

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How fucking else is a woman gonna stay if i don't tie her up to the bed huh?

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When I have to restrain any barnyard animal for proper sex (females, naturally. What do you think I am, some kind of pervert?), I like to use Duct tape. Handy, convenient, and it not only acts as a restraint, it makes a dandy plucker.

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I want a t-shirt with that picture on it Peter.

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I may have replied too hastily. I got to thinking about it, and realized you might be referring to human females. I do use restraints, but it's to keep them away from me.

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Originally posted by Peter_Torque
When I have to restrain any barnyard animal for proper sex (females, naturally. What do you think I am, some kind of pervert?), I like to use Duct tape. Handy, convenient, and it not only acts as a restraint, it makes a dandy plucker.

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Oh, I wish I could try a hamster. No amount of duct tape seems to work. I have to use wolverines, dachshunds or, in a pinch, ferrets. Listen, just so you know; don't fuck with wolverines without specific training. Ask your local Marine recruiter for help, they'll set you up.

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Duct tape doesn't work on small rodents.
It just sticks to their hair, your hair, or worse, the wife's hair.
That shit in a woman's hair is worse than falling asleep with chewing gum.

Try rubber bands.
It takes about 300 or so to get a hamster secure, but teh rubber bands allow it to stretch instead of just ripping and splitting.

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....It just sticks to their hair, your hair, or worse, the wife's hair.

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Never again will she waste my hard earned cash on wax kits, its duct tape hair removal from here on in.

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ya know... sometimes it's really difficut & annoying to explain why you have eyebolts in the ceiling above the bed, but it's much harder to explain the rubber swing with the 3 penis attachments away.

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I just suggested this hair removal technique to 'her indoors'.

Gonna take me ages to tie her to the bed and fix her up now!

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ya know... sometimes it's really difficut & annoying to explain why you have eyebolts in the ceiling above the bed, but it's much harder to explain the rubber swing with the 3 penis attachments away.

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Originally posted by buggerlugs
I just suggested this hair removal technique to 'her indoors'.

Gonna take me ages to tie her to the bed and fix her up now!

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I wouldn't find it odd at all.

Although I'd remove them for certain company.

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Duct tape doesn't work on small rodents.
It just sticks to their hair, your hair, or worse, the wife's hair.
That shit in a woman's hair is worse than falling asleep with chewing gum.

Try rubber bands.
It takes about 300 or so to get a hamster secure, but teh rubber bands allow it to stretch instead of just ripping and splitting.

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It's great to have a scientist around here.

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I didn't really wink and pm you my phone number. Winking is so white trash.

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Do I really have to answer this?

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