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Bass
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Can I be a Mod?

I think that is standard for the second thread a newbie is supposed to make...

Or is it the one about posting pictures?

I'll let you decide...

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Of late, it has been "we're taking this piece of shit over".

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BnB
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tit's...you must show your tits.

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wonderaz
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You wouldn't want to be a mod here, the workload is horrendous.

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Bass
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So when do I get to be a Mod?

I'm tired of being like everyone else....

If I was a Mod then I would have all the wicked cool status that comes from being a Mod.

I hear you can score with some chicks if you say you are a Mod of a message board...

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All we get is shit from the members in here. The only mod that ever scored off a chick in here wound up cleaning babyshit off walls and floors for a year.

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J E B Stuart
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So when do I get to be a Mod? . . . .

There are rigorous qualifications to being a mod. These include:

IF YOU'RE A MALE: You must be a dues-paying member of the A.A.R.P. There are hardship exceptions such as for the jackass. Since he's never worked a day in his life, he had nothing from which to retire. Hence, he's ineligible for membership in the A.A.R.P. In this instance, the jackass's lengthy criminal record was persuasive and the exception was allowed.

IF YOU'RE A WOMAN: Tits.

There's more, but these are crucial.

Amen.

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Bass
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So I guess the Mods normally say...

"I'm never gonna score."

A lot....

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So I guess the Mods normally say...

"I'm never gonna score."

A lot....

Oh, I score a lot . . . when the jackass ain't around.

Amen.

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morgana
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it's quite easy to be mod. just keep your hair in spiky drifts hairsprayed stiffly off to the side, wear lots of skinny ties with suit jackets rolled nonchalantly up to the elbows. oh, and checkered slip on tennies are a must.

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Gorilla Biscuit
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ahahaha morgana wins.

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Indigo
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do designer drugs as well.

morgana forgot that part.

Back to the point: you are too homo faggy to be a mod here. that' s saying a lot as all of our mods are basically homo fags themselves. you are the homofaggiest gay wad ever.

whip yourself in penitance. i was going to advise a hairshirt, but i figured that a homofag like yourself would prefer to whip it.

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Dingle
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drink excessively and act like a prevert in chat

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Fiend
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worked for me dingleberry

and remember to treat men and women equally when being perverted, a mod must be neutral.

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