Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
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well?

how much would it cost to spend a night with you?

your time?

your body?

how about marriage?

how much for the rest of your life?

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
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How much have you got?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Chicago
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Actually, when you put all of these questions together it is a very good topic.

I don't think it is one to be answered with any kind of monetary value.

I think if you take Squee's response and change the words "How much" to "What" it's a damn good question.


Some people may think it is selfish to wonder what a person has to offer you instead of what you can offer a person. But whether you realize it or not we do it all the time.

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PRICELESS

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Registered: Jul 2001
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$34.71 plus tax. That's 5% in Idaho.

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Originally posted by Pinecrika
$34.71 plus tax. That's 5% in Idaho.

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Registered: Jul 2001
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Do you cook? Do you know how to make beer? I could probably get you a fake green card.

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I cook rather well, if I say so myself, unfortunately my beer making skills lack a little patience.

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Originally posted by Sabine
well?
Big Al says nothing if I don't get the brakes fixed on her van and quit fucking about with this motorcycle shit.
how much would it cost to spend a night with you?
For you? Free.

your time?
Depends on how much fun I'm having.

your body?
I'll trade the use of it for the use of yours, even steven.

how about marriage?
Ummmm.... Al said not yet, she isn't through with me.

how much for the rest of your life?
$35.00

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Registered: Apr 2001
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are these time-marriage-life questions like how much it would cost to keep me as an on-staff love machine? it wouldn't cost much to convince me to be kept, i think. provided i like the person, all i require is a comfortable home. with sources of amusement. like a hamster.
i'd like a nice tree to sit in or under, also.

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so basically, the cost is inversely proportional to howmuch you like the person.

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i don't think i could be convinced to stay with a person i don't like. the "provided" is a qualification necessary for the situation to exist at all.
was that directed at me?

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so basically, the cost is inversely proportional to howmuch you like the person.

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Registered: Mar 2002
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Damn it. Does this mean I have to get a barcode tattooed on my ass?

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naw. just wear the leash i gave you. and only speak when spoken to.

In fact, don't speak. don't speak. you're much prettier when you don't speak.

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Yeah. I guess.

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Sabine: I think that you are asking rhetorical questions, right???

one night. Depends on what people would want me to do. i will drink beer, get drunk and have a hundred brilliant research ideas (the next day the ideas will somehow have lost all of the oomph, how strange ) for free.

I will not sleep with anyone I am not in love with, period!

marriage: again... love is a prerequisite: and of course I have a few things envisioned for my wedding (more here) But apart from that... it will be done out of love or not at all.

money arenīt that important for me I guess

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Originally posted by mudded
Sabine: I think that you are asking rhetorical questions, right???

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I'm not worth much.
Unless you need something fixed.
Or grown. Or an orgasm.

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Originally posted by BnB
I'm not worth much.
Unless you need an orgasm.

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what about the first girl?

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Registered: Mar 2002
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dunno.. I've never been in love with a girl.. with chicks.. ok.. and most guys.. it's more.. "I must have that person".. I just want to touch every inch of their body and mind.. experience them inside and out.. but I don't know if I could actually be in love with a female.. a female would most likely not be my "other half".. I think that only a male could compliment me that well.. or fulfill every hunger I have..

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Registered: Apr 2001
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I have no idea how much I'm worth. I mean, I can honestly say, if someone walked up to me and said "hey, I'd like to spend the night with you. How much will it cost?" I would have no clue. I don't think I'd do it. I don't want to be some toy someone bought for the night. As for marrige, there's no way on that one. Being married to someone you don't love or don't want to be with is pure hell. This one I really do know. No ammount of money is worth that.

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Registered: Jan 2001
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Sabine, you are worth at least a couple Mil in a pre-nup.

OK the mushy part.....

My wife and I swapped hearts even steven. Anything else and you owe the person something and are a slave.

To get me you must be willing to do the following:

1. kill my wife
2. not let me find out it was you
3. touch my pee pee

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Originally posted by Dog Breath

To get me you must be willing to do the following:

1. kill my wife
2. not let me find out it was you
3. touch my pee pee

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