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Bass
The Lickable One

Registered: Jun 2002
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Mods... Lock this thread...

Please lock this thread...

It is my third one of the day and I am already over quota for a newbie...

So please lock it so I can feel at home...

I will also need a few threats from the Mods telling me to stop posting stupid threads like this all over the place.

I fully expect to be banned within a few days so I will let you know when you can ban me...

Thank you in advance for your prompt action on this request...

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
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Rack Bass!

This guy is cooooooooooool.

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Fiend
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you don't listen do you?

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buddha's penis
mourning wood

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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend
you don't listen do you?


FAQ SMACK!

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Bass
The Lickable One

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If I wanted to read the FAQ about this board I would have done so when I agreed to post here and not violate any of the rules I didn't read.

What is your point?

I need to you pander to my requests like a good servant...

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Sw/oT
Toes on the nose, bros!

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: SF Bay Area
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Lance Bass is my favorite member of NSync.

He can do the running man and "pop and lock" like no other.

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Smug Git
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quote:
Originally posted by Buddha's Penis!


FAQ SMACK!


That has to be worth a point.

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Bass
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Dear God MODs would you fucking lock this thread down now...

You have locals talking about N'Sync up in this biotch...

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Sw/oT
Toes on the nose, bros!

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quote:
Originally posted by Bass
Dear God MODs would you fucking lock this thread down now...

You have locals talking about N'Sync up in this biotch...


Oh come on Bass, live a little.

Just look at me breakdancing on stage....not a care in the world

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missphinx
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Thumbs up

RACK'SYNC!


SCOREBOARD SWoT!

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Indigo
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Nov 2001
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Bass,

This is what you get for being a total gay homofag.

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Inky
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Oakland-ish
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quote:
Originally posted by Speach w/o Thinking
Lance Bass is my favorite member of NSync.

He can do the running man and "pop and lock" like no other.






CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (Reuters) - The new commander of the International Space Station quipped on Saturday that he would rather see supermodel Cindy Crawford become the next space tourist to visit the station than boy-band performer Lance Bass.

NO BASS IN SPACE!

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Smug Git
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quote:
Originally posted by Indigo
Bass,

This is what you get for being a total gay homofag.


All I got was this lousy teeshirt.

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Too drunk to fish

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picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

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RERACK'SYNC

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Rack the Trolls™!

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

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A Poem.
By Ruby Altizer Roberts


You lift your soft brown eyes to see

If your love finds response in me.

A touch, a word, is all you seek,

Your faith is strong, mankind's is weak.

You are my friend in sun or rain,

To Share in pleasure or in pain.

Should fortune cease to smile on me,

If crust of bread my portion be,

Our cabin floor like pals we'll share:

Together, show we do not care.

And when at last with measured tread,

My friends pass by and flowers are spread

A canopy 'neath the heaven's blue,

I know you'll come, my friend so true.

And sleep at night on bed of stone,

So's not to leave me there alone.

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Sw/oT
Toes on the nose, bros!

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: SF Bay Area
Posts: 581

quote:
Originally posted by missphinx





God....even someone with such obvious artistic ability and tools couldn't do anything to fix that beast attached to the middle of her face.

Poor Babs.

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skalie
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(just testing something)

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missphinx
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more testing.



I can look away,
But I can't let you go,
On an island,
Vast oceans all around,
I stand looking at an empty well.
All dried up,
Caked with mud,
Meshed from tears and blood,
And not one drip yours.

Because I stole it off the internet.

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Bass
The Lickable One

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Fuck would you fucking lock this fucking thread down...

I fucking have asked fucking nice and you're fucking not fucking locking the fucking thing down....

I have a fucking reputation to fucking maintain here so would you fucking get on the fucking ball and lock the fucker down..

fuck

Sincerely,
Fucking fuck

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Mordecai
destractivegodofdarkness

Registered: Jan 2001
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No.

-m

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Peter_Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie


(just testing something)


Gag reflex? Got a big date?

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Bass
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Are you a fucking Mod?

I have a smack bat for you...

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Mordecai
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Keep your heroin to yourself.

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