greenleakynipples
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Baton Rouge
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My reply was as follows (I used the pseudonym "MarinCallipygian" for ezboards... I had it already made, so that was easiest):
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I've been lurking around here for a while, but wanted to reply to this post... I heard about the sperm -happiness thing, too, and did some experiments with sperm to see what gave me the right side effects. I didn't want to post anything until the study was over, and we just finished last week. I've been testing for two months, here's my procedure:
I wanted to test 4 methods of sperm application - oral, anal, epidermal, and vaginal. I figured that those were the four ways to get sperm into my system, each way relatively unique. Thankfully, my roommates (both boys) were willing to help with the "research." (Just for background, because I know you're wondering, I'm not dating either of them, but we're in an open-relationship. They're both really good and bed, and since we're all bi, we get along really well and have some really awesome parties... anyway...) So this was the plan - I decided to concentrate on each intake method for 7 days, with at least 5 intakes per day, with me and mt two roomies keeping record every morning and night of my mood and mental state. We kept track really easily - on a percentage scale, how happy we thought I was. We made rules not to record our assessment within 1 hour of orgasm. After the 7 days, I would then go three days with no sperm intake at all, to kind of let my system clean itself before the next 7-day routine. I kept track of my mood for the three dry days, as I called them, too, to see what the cummulative and residual effects were. We did the experiments in the order I listed above. Oh, and we kept track of my happiness for 2 weeks before we started for a control measurement - to have something to compare the results to.
The end result was that epidermal intake - throught the skin - was most effective in altering mood over the course of the ten days. We did it all over my body, but I found my face and breasts to be the most absorbant, because they're soft, you know? Oral intake was the least effective, I guess because the stomach acid is so strong. Vaginal was second to last, and anal was ranked a second. Overall, epidermal intake had an average increase in happiness of about 17 points above the control, anal was about 12 points up, vaginal was 11 points and oral was 3 points.
Statistically, assuming our measurements were even (which I think they were - or at aleast, I think our inconsistency was consistent, you know?), oral intake of sperm has no statistical effect on happiness. Anal and vaginal sex have mild effects, and intake of sperm through the skin has the most effect.
Since we finished our "study" (I wish we had done this in bio lab back in high school!), I've made sure to rub sperm on my chest every morning before leaving the house, and I feel like I've been happier. Oh, and you don't have to leave it on forver - just spread it around and rub it in and let it soak in for 5 minutes (that's what we did in the experiment), and then you can wash off whatever is left. It takes about 3 days before you notice it, but suddenly you'll just realize, "Wow, I'm in such a good mood."
Good luck! This has really improved my happiness levels, and my roommates don't mind either, lol.
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06-12-2002 02:50 AM
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