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NEWS: "20 People Sickened at water park,Ohio woman sought" by Dingle

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Old Post 07-01-2002 05:06 PM
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J E B Stuart
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Peeyemgee. She has no shame. None.

And she's hi-tailing it to Colorado right now. Coincidence? I think not.

Amen.

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That is just so, so.... WRONG! Uhg.

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Nutrimentia
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PMG = Poop Meister Galore!

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ItsJustLogan
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i think it could have been improved with just one small change. instead of rampant panty-soiling you could have pointed out that PMG had been tending to her hemeroid garden for some time and, finally reaching harvest time with a whole field full of beauties, decided to take a celebratory trip to the water park to show them off.

then, as she slides down one of the rides, the friction slowly rubs them all thin, leaving a viscous white slime trail down the tube culminating at a throbbing, bloody pus-pool at the bottom.

volunteer groups are still being formed in an effort to clean all innocents involved valdez-style.

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Roshigoth
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That's a hell of a goodbye, PMG.

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ewwwww

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Postmodgirl
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HEY!

I step out for a few days... and look what happens.

ANY RECORD OF MY INVOLVEMENT IS A LIE!

it was that fat guy who kept farting in the wave pool that created those fumes.... I was upwind, so I wasn't affected... But then he all goes and points at me and says 'IT'S COMING FROM HER! CHECK HER ANUS!'

So I left before the fat man could fist me.

wouldn't you?

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Pogue Mahone
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wouldn't you?


No, I would have grit my teeth and taken it like a good marine.

Sincerely,
TheWraith

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