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plickfu
Dr. Steve

Registered: Nov 2001
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Sacajawea in my pocket

Did you know:

The United States would spend $500,000,000 (or, a whole dang lot for those of you in the South) less per year if we solely used the one dollar coin and the paper noter were removed from circulation. Dollars bills typically have a life span of two years; Coins last indefinitely. So, the next time you get change back from your twenty, ask for the Sacajawea dollar and help fight the man.

Death to America!

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buddha's penis
mourning wood

Registered: Apr 2001
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but from there it's a short trip to the two-dollar coin. TURN BACK! don't let the sun set on you here.
i don't mind the 2, actually, but i do not want a $5. coins are subconsciously assigned a value of "change".

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nymbus
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I like the $1 coins. When I was in London, I loved that they use coins for 1 pound. It's just really convienient. (They look neat too) I'd be all for getting rid of $1 bills completely.

But I really don't see how doing that would bring about the death of America or fight the man. 'Fraid you lost me there.

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mmmtravis
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Registered: May 2002
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God damn coins and paper notes and savings bonds and shit, after I become president, hard currency will no longer be printed. If you wish to have any sort of retail license in my country you must be connected to the International Electronic Treasury (or take Amex).

I can't fucking wait ["Mmmsivart, you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal parameters"]!

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squee
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Registered: Jul 2001
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You're forgetting an important factoid about America (and this issue has been raised vis-a-vis Canadian money): What do you do at a strip club, throw handfulls of coins at girls? You need a bill you can just tuck into her g-string or garter. Suprised you didn't know that.

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that was dealt with previously by the invention of magnetic underwear.
patent pending.
(mmmtravis is the antichrist! the prophesies spake of such!)

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flocat
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Registered: Aug 2000
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plickfu, you don't have any money so i'll not be going to you for money matters. hell, i thought this thread was about you winning the lotto or returning the clothes that your wife bought for you, thus getting your money back.

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Peter_Torque
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Registered: May 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by squee
You're forgetting an important factoid about America (and this issue has been raised vis-a-vis Canadian money): What do you do at a strip club, throw handfulls of coins at girls? You need a bill you can just tuck into her g-string or garter. Suprised you didn't know that.


I'm surprised you never noticed that women have coin-slots.


(The one in the rear only takes dimes. Trust me.)

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