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tack
jackaroo

Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 4875

Arrow who Doesn't want to have sex with me?

If you don't post in this thread, it's assumed by all you want to have sex with me.

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I am the least flexible person in the world, yet I do yoga daily. Sucks.

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Old Post 07-04-2002 09:27 AM
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CRSR
°Hits Moi!°

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
Posts: 3002

let me be the first to admit i have no desire to even touch you.

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FuhQall
High Flyer

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 4238

I must admit that it has been a long time since I've had some really tacky sexual encouter.

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Chantrea
dorkette

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: MA
Posts: 2728

Only if you shave off your eyebrows!

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tack
jackaroo

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haha

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Old Post 07-04-2002 09:44 AM
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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

Re: who Doesn't want to have sex with me?

*posts*

Better safe than sorry.

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billgerat
All hail the hypnotoad!

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13565

Sorry tack, but I don't think that the woman I had sex with tonight would like it if I had sex with you. Besides, you have the wrong plumbing.

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macker
Holy Me-el

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 4805

I want to make long sweet chicken lurve to your chocolate starfish.

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A.D.H.D
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

I'm with D_I, can't take risks with this sort of thing.

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pj
Captain America

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: anywhere but here
Posts: 4420

im with the growing number of guys posting just to be certain, better to be safe than sorry. although this is like a chain letter where it says if you dont forward it you, or a member of your family will die. generally a crock of shit but......................

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tack
jackaroo

Registered: Aug 2000
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I always liked chain letter threads
anyway, this threads had 50 views and only 9 replies, by my calculations... lots of people out there want sex with tack. Dirty pedos.

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missjo
Jellybean

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Oz
Posts: 944

No thankyou


missjo
Sex with you would be just well...................



TACKY
:angel2:

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Trina
Chronic papercut

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Canada
Posts: 1726

As low as my standards are, they are slightly higher than that.

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Bibrau
formerly Gen/illussion

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

tack rules!


....... just not that much

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Kayla
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 3186

aww i love you and all but no.

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Fiend
batshit crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10218

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stipsjd
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The land beyond your nightmares
Posts: 404

I love you tack.. LETS GET NAKED TOGETHER!!!

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Oracular_Jinx
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Registered: Oct 2001
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Posts: 2826

tack, as far as I'm concerned, you can stay a virgin forever.

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MrSherman
NO MORE ASYLUM

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

I have a hard time even looking at you. I'm sure the feeling is mutual though.

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stipsjd
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The land beyond your nightmares
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you guys get don't know a fine piece of ass when you see one

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Emerald
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 2593

Uh... No.

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Peter_Torque
Grill Instructor

Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
Posts: 4175

Maybe you can borrow the chainsaw after BnB is done with it.

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Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2001
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Looks like yer stuck with me, kid. Pucker up. Daddy's home.

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IBeFree
You Don't Know Jack!!!

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Burleson, Texas
Posts: 520

NOT....!!!!!

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flocat
PINKO

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: East Bay
Posts: 3383

i wish not to have the sex with you. and the best part about this: post count + 1! woohoo!

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