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redguard
Commie Bastid

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cnafilornia
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Post OW! IT HURTS! ICK!



Ouch.

Hi all. It's me. The redguy.

ow. ick. *cough-gurgle*...

ah ha.

Well, I've been fighting a little bit of a cold for a couple of days. Nothing serious, just a runny nose and a little cough. I guess I didn't pay it enough respect. It got me.

oof.

*wheeze* ow.

I guess I'm nursin' a bout of pneumonia now, and you're all lookin' at my sympathy thread. In case you're all unfamiliar with this malady, here's a VERY useful bit if advice...

DON'T GET IT! IT HURTS!

ow. ow. ow. *gurgle-wheeze*

So, I may not be around for a bit, as I'm off to convalesce in a place where there will be no computers to play with. I shall return, though. ow. Until then, Be well.

Signed,
A very baby-weak, fluid filled, gurglin' commie,
redguard@blackvault.com


P.S. ow.

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
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Pussy!

A true worker would be out in the fields toiling, not letting his comrades down with his cry baby whimpering!

This is what happens when you soften your co-operativly owned body with bath salts.

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Fiend
batshit crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
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*mutters something about commies*

*pees in the thread*

*leaves*

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brimstone
ittle' boy

Registered: Aug 2000
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only commie bastards get sick like that

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"sometimes things just get a little bit out of hand"

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

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ooOOHhhhhhwwww. Poor sweetie. Big hug!

(after remembering thread about airborne mutagens and donning protective gear)

with red flag waving,
missphinx

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flocat
PINKO

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
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ALL THE COMMIES ARE GETTING SICK!!! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!!!! Yes, my friends, it appears as though this little bit of pinko scum has a bout of strep throat. Whatever, I don't care. It's not as bad as the pangs of my heart. I'll discuss some other time. I hate my situation, that's all I'll say now.

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Wherever you see someone struggling to be free, you'll see me.

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

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This socialist is sick of people full stop.

Women especially.

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flocat
PINKO

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quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy:
This socialist is sick of people full stop.

Women especially.





So much said with so few words. You are my new ideological brother. Welcome to the family of freaks, bro.


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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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Question

Why are all limeys on this forum communists?

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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

Registered: Jul 2000
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*coughs*

I am not a limey.

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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I didn't ask why all communists were limeys.

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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
I didn't ask why all communists were limeys.


Fit of dyslexia.


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