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My Apartment: Clutter Ahead

Gracie trying to climb the fridge to get into the b-o-n-e tin....

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Typical woman...more shampoo than I need...

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The kitchen

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Where I'm sitting right now:

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the kitchen looks really nice.
i'm not gay, though. in case you were wondering.

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The living room

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One of 4 bookcases...won't kill you with 4 pics...

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ack!

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And last...the virginal wee bunkum bed

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Looks cozy and comfy.

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goddamnit! drinking does bad bad things to ones wit and humor. i KNOW i had a joke for the fist picture. and dammit, it was good. evil fucking booze. : (

bunkie. when i come over i want the white chair. not that ive got anything against the "dark" ones. just, i want the white chair. mmkay??

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I need tips to make my apartment look like someone other than two men live in it. Fuck, this place is:

1) a pig sty

2) pretty fuckin minimalist

*I suppose I should finish a train before I wreck it, no?*

Your apartment looks really darn neat. I suppose I lack that certain . . . something . . . that makes a decorator.

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SP, I've decluttered quite a bit from what you see, and rearranged a few things as well...in the process, I've learned a few things:

1. Never underestimate the power of window treatments. This refers to drape and blinds and such. There isn't a window in my apartment that's cost more than $15 to drape, and the kitchen window just recently got a curtain which I made for $5. If you have big windows, or small ones that are high up, go for long curtain rods and billowy curtains. Looks lovely when the wind blows through. Generally stick to light shades, solid colors, or neutrals. Phorbie looks like she has a really good eye for matching up colors (re: her house thread), and that's rare.

2. Look for an "anchor" in the room. If there's something already there like a fireplace, a bay window, a big window, or something unusual about the materials in one wall, decorate around that, highlighting it. It helps the eyes to be less confused when looking around the room. If no such "anchor" exists, pick whatever is essential or important to you in that room. Example: a home entertainment center might be most important to you, so that should be arranged to be the focal point, if possible. An anchor may also be something of use. In my office space, ,the computer desk is the most functional part of the room, so everything else is pretty much arranged around it.

NB: I have no clue what the anchor in my living room is. I think I have too many. In my kitchen, it's the green cabinets. In my bedroom it's a set of french door blinds that I set up as a room divider (to hide my dirty laundry).

3. Generally, try to hang pictures at eye level. I didn't do this with a really big etching I have in the living room because I like to look at it a certain way. Hell, sometimes ya gotta break the rules.

4. Look at those decorating magazines, and see what they do with color, shape, line, form. Of course, ,none of us can afford that shit, but you can approximate with flea markets, target furniture, and garage sales.

5. Organizers...never underestimate the power of putting shit where you can't see it, but can still easily find it.

Ok, Martha Stewart mode is off...ya don't have to pay much of anything to make your apt. more attractive to you, so get to it, boy!

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I think your place is really pretty! It has a 'town-house' sort of look.....is it an old building?

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I like the kitchen table.

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I think your place is really pretty! It has a 'town-house' sort of look.....is it an old building?


Thank you! Although most of the credit really goes to my landlord. The building itself is about 30 years old, and he was the manager of the buildings before he bought it. In all, there are 4 quadruplexes on about 5 acres of land and pond. We're not right on top of each other, which is nice. I'm upstairs, facing the pond. The buildings had not been well-maintained because every time something went wrong, the landlords wanted to fix it as cheaply as possible. Hadn't changed the carpet in ages. When Gerald bought it, he painted the yucky fake paneling white, replaced all doors and trim that were scuffy and gross, and replaced the carpet. I like how much light comes in here, and I like being able to look out and see a lot of things. People in the park, turtles sunning themselves in the pond, local boys racing down the street in 1989 ford hatchbacks with neon lights...tee hee.

I could use new vinyl flooring in the bath and kitchen, but no biggie.
One way to tell if a vinyl/linoleum installer knows what they're doing is to look under the fridge and to look at the toilet. If the vinyl has been cut around the toilet, or only goes back a little bit under the fridge, then they're lazy bastards. If you don't drain the toilet and pull it out to install the vinyl underneath, then you pretty much insure that the vinyl will peel up around the sides of the toilet, attracting dirt, germs, hair, and other ick. Very difficult to clean, and it doesn't properly protect the floor underneath from water damage.
Gerald doesn't like it either, and is slowly making his way apartment to apartment, getting the vinyl replaced. Sigh. It's all so expensive...I'm surprised this place makes any money for him at all.

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Your landlord seems to be a good guy though. I reckon most people wouldn't even care about that, or leave it up to the tenants.

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That shit looks tight, yo.

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Erm. I suppose the anchor for my apartment would be the radiator at the line between living area and kitchen/dining area?

Small windows and no wind EVER blows through them.

Yeah, that.

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