Registered: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
Posts: 2327

A message from "God" to me...

your such a worthless piece of trash, nobody wants you around here really, you used to be all cool but now you just do stupid shit all the time and be even more annoying then me, so just go away

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Do I need to even comment?

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

It's so funny. He said the same thing to me today.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

Hmm, time to switch religions. I heard the Moslems are hiring. . .

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"Every evening I died and every evening I was born again. Resurrected."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10181

i say listen to god

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13111

Go Boomer!

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The Word of the Day is Cotquean (n.) - 1. A man who does "women's work" (i.e. Paint CHiPs). 2. A vulgar, shrewish woman.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 4875

so you going to do it or not

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: London UK
Posts: 567

god is a tosser.

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Once upon a time there was a young princess...

Oh fuck this lets go for a beer.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 1731

God sent me a message too:

1) If I dont quit smoking, Im going to die.

2) I need to impregnate my woman before its too late.

3) I need to actually listen to the docotrs.

paranoid skitz?

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Girls cant get with the fashion,
I fuck my fist with a rage of passion.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18816

*steps out of a pantry with a loaf of crusty bread in his hand and acts surprised seeing the people*

God spoke to me . . . you're all doomed. All of you; doomed.

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No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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