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It's a trap!

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I bless this, thine holy buttox. Thoust may go out to the strippeth bars and collect many dollar bills in the name of the lord.

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(ok yeah, I know he's jewish, but I don't know what the rabis say. so Neah!)

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'this is the weirdest circumcision I have ever seen!'

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"You are right, it looks just like the virgin Mary!"

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Ok, that's worth a point.

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By the way, where did you ever find that pic?

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Jews...

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i need my watch back, it was a gift from my grandfather.

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Originally posted by Mordecai
By the way, where did you ever find that pic?

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oddly enuf it was on Usatoday.com's pictures of the day...freaked me out so u know i HAD to bring it here

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I see a fart in your future.

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"Pew!"

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That's the worst fucking pun ever.

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Dude, that's just plain nasty.

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