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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

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Hey Goatboy

Im going to be pretty busy for the next few days so before I forget.

Happy Birthday!!!! Happy Birthday!!!! Happy Birthday!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!

Dance him a jig Gir!!!

Hope you have a great Birthday Mark, wish I could buy you a drink. I hope youre surrounded by many insecure women whose only hope of validation is to suck down your man seed.

Be well guy.

Shante'

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

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Cheers doll.

It was supposed to be a secret!

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euphorbia
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quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy

It was supposed to be a secret!

muhahahaha..I remembered from Trivia that one time.

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Dead_Inside
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Re: Hey Goatboy

quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
I hope youre surrounded by many insecure women whose only hope of validation is to suck down your man seed.

I got a jacket on my birthday. Life is so unfair.

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Goatboy
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/me pushes D_I's insecurities

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Dead_Inside
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Fucker.

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Postmodgirl
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Registered: Aug 2000
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I say,

Happy birfday Goatboy!

the only man who analy raped me (and I liked it!)

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buddha's penis
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bunkum
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At such short notice, I couldn't get much better from the local brothel for you:

Attachment: goatboydate.jpg
This has been downloaded 121 time(s).

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missphinx
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Happy Birthday, My Darling

sticky ass bunny
more compassion points for you
haiku that sucks bad

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euphorbia
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Goatboy birthday haiku...yeah!

running mascara
unicorn hearts at your feet
sucky sucky *lurve*

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Kayla
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happy birthday *showers you with presents*
*and a shower*

dirty thing :\

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buddha's penis
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if i were a babe
i'd offer up my bottom.
i don't mean "hot girl".

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J E B Stuart
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Happy birthday, ya freak. Here's a dolla fitty. Knock yerself out.

Amen.

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WastedPotential
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anniversary!
roll back the odometer?
not with those low miles.

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Goatboy
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I am actually not old till Wednesday.

But thanks for the thoughts.

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buddha's penis
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not old yet, he says
as if years mean anything.
you are old, goatboy.

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Goatboy
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Age before beauty?
When you look as good as me
It gets confusing.

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buddha's penis
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age before beauty?
you had better hope so, man:
no beauty as yet.

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WastedPotential
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where goatboy's concerned,
little boy, age doesn't count.
s'only a number.

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buddha's penis
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yes, that may be so,
but where goatboy is concerned
the number is large.

this is fun.
ps. he's not old, obviously, but the game outweighs reality at this point.

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Venus
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Yeah, I'm not doing a haiku. Happy Birthday Goatboy!

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Caffeine
Caffeine

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happy day of growth!
i do hope it's not cancer.
okay, I lied, what's new.

A non-haiku for you.
I'm so cliched and obvious.
Being a flock member is certainly the rock.

Just remember kids, anal sex = ratings

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Lightbulb
Blarg. I'm dead.

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The dwarf is already making her way to the airport with a six pack and some cheap speed. She'll see you in twelve hours, whether you want her or not.

Ain't airmiles fun.

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