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urbanjunkie
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pullometer

"Here's the deal: you're on holiday, you're having a big night out and you're on the pull. You must make a series of choices which will show whether you're a pulling legend, or destined for rejection."



http://www.thesite.org/magazine/pullometer.html




pills and the pinch on the arse works everytime

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morgana
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Registered: Jul 2000
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it called me an ice maiden. apparantly, in order to score higher than 50%, you have to dress like a skank, take drugs, and fuck anything that follows you home.

i think i'll take my results as a compliment.

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flocat
PINKO

Registered: Aug 2000
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it said that i was a "shy guy." no surprise, really. but, i do have an 80% chance of pulling, according to the pull-o-meter.

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buddha's penis
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Ice-man

Hey there fancy pants - you look the part and keep your cool, but maybe you’re too cool. No one gets very far without sticking their neck out a bit. Relax, live a little, and things can only get better!

53%
hmm. that's pretty accurate. but i don't think my answers corresponded with my drug use.

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funky, i didn't do any drugs or go after the skanky whore. man, i must have me some awesome mojo.

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buddha's penis
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i changed the apres-club walk to nightcap, and said i'd dance with a group of mates and got 68%. i only dance with groups of female mates though, generally.
i went for the quiet girl. felt kind of dirty about it, because it said she looked lonely, like "hey, check out miss vulnerable", but what can you do?

it must be the drugs. and the t-shirt. and maybe the tequila.

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pj
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Shy Guy

Always in control, and that often works out the best on a holiday night out, But stop playing it so safe! We know its not cool to get wasted, but you need to let down your hair and live a little! Perhaps a bit of dutch courage will give you that pep you need to go for it a bit more.


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blah blah blah. tell me something i dont know.

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urbanjunkie
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i scored 74% and suggested i was likely to wake up next to a minger (which means i'm most likely to pull Jade from Big Brother 3....or Jades mum)

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pj
Captain America

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ha i scored 76%
shows how wrong this thing is, you pull far more than i. infact i dont think i have done anything like pulling in eons......

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urbanjunkie
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dont believe the hype.

i'm going through a dry patch. real dry. i'm like a man walking through a desert with a mouthful of salt and vinegar crisps with nothing to drink.

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http://www.thesite.org/magazine/res...nfidence=124.74;prep=144;style=138;sobriety=192;score=60

Oh dear...I scored same description as PJ (not score).

I didn't do any drugs, dress like a skank, or anything like that.

If shy has a chance of pulling 60%, then wtf?

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i went for the shy girl.
but i had assumed she was high and dressed like a skank.
sorry.

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greenleakynipples
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Shy Guy

Always in control, and that often works out the best on a holiday night out, But stop playing it so safe! We know its not cool to get wasted, but you need to let down your hair and live a little! Perhaps a bit of dutch courage will give you that pep you need to go for it a bit more.
play again or send your result to your friends

68%

Hmm... if those are my odds, I suppose I should get out more.

Leaky.

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Roshigoth
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All mouth and no trousers

Feeling good, you are happy with the way you are. This is a plus - people are attracted to a confident person, but there is still some work left to do on the style front. Think a bit more about your clothes, your mates, and your general demeanour, and the world of the opposite sex will be your oyster!

75%

WTF?

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urbanjunkie
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time to buy armani

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Paint CHiPs
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Beer Monster

You’re no shrinking violet, that’s for sure, and confidence is half the battle in the pulling game, but you’ve still got to take a bit more care of yourself during an evening out if you’re going to stay at the peak of your pulling powers. Don’t want to wake up next to a minger now do we?

51%

Nope, test seems accurate to me.

Go get laid, Rosh.

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ItsJustLogan
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Registered: Aug 2000
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um... i got "undefined %." does that mean i scored so low that it couldn't be calculated?

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Emerald
Cuddly Puppy

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62%..... said I was an ice-maiden too. Sheesh. Didn't dress like a whore or take drugs, but took some condoms with me. Hmmm.

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Postmodgirl
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Registered: Aug 2000
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I have a 51% chance of pulling

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Right - what have got here, It appears as if you need to relax a bit more. Enjoy yourself, indulge a little - just be yourself. You play it straight which is often the best way, but to really catch the eye you might need to push the boat out and add a little pizazz to your style!"

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SocialParasite
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65% chance of pulling. What the fuck does "pulling" mean?!

Anyway, it gives pretty shady choices that aren't anything like the kinds of decisions I'd make. Go to the bar? No. Go to a club? Please, I'd rather cut my genitals off.

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pj
Captain America

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pulling is th crude term used in limeyland which equates to pulling power, how attractive you are to members of the opposite sex, or same sex if thats your thing.

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Smug Git
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In French, 'tu veux tirer' (do you want to pull) means 'do you want to have sex?'

In the UK, as pj says, pulling is attracting a member of the opposite sex, allowing for the initially amusing chat-up line 'Get your coat, love, you've pulled'.

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mole_man
Ordained dork

Registered: Aug 2001
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Question ?I am puzzled?

Ok, I am puzzled... I scored 80% what is that all about? normally I am lucky, but not that lucky.... whatever... see you all in chat! i hope.....

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mudded
Too drunk to fish

Registered: Aug 2001
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Beer Monster

You’re no shrinking violet, that’s for sure, and confidence is half the battle in the pulling game, but you’ve still got to take a bit more care of yourself during an evening out if you’re going to stay at the peak of your pulling powers. Don’t want to wake up next to a minger now do we?

score 51%

I am quite dissappointed that it didn't have a beerhorn option. "pint o Lager!!!" pfffffftt!!!

and I would only try to "pull" anyone who would at least try to empty the beerhorn in one go. If they don't like beer, they can go to hell!!!!
I wouldn't touch them with a twenty-foot rusty halberd, no matter how cute they are!!!

Heh!!!

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