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mmmtravis
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fine you ostentatious cunt, i'll move your pathetic attempt at a quarrel to TLF

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Originally posted by morgana
as i've already stated to you, i'd rather not continue this discussion in this forum, let alone this thread. if you would let go of your pretense of righteous indignation for ten seconds, you'd realize that my reason for not wanting to continue this discussion here is because we are not having a discussion on PMG's piece, which is the subject of this thread. let me use short words so that it sinks in this time:

this is an art forum. we are no longer discussing art.

i have no problem with anyone expressing their opinions, negative or otherwise, of art in this forum. however, when the discussion turns into a personal attack that is no longer directly related to the thread, it should be moved to a more suitable location. if you want to continue to make an ass of yourself, i'd be happy to oblige you in the lost forum. k.thx.bye.

I've already told you that I wont allow you to use the "sanctity" of the art forum as an excuse for you to end the conversation and try to get in the last word. I was discussing art, but you can't seem to simultaneously address my points and flail your arms wildly to your illusionary audience from atop your stinky, cardboard soap box.

I shank you.

Apparently I do want to continue to make an ass out of myself, so, please, oblige.

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i'll have sugar on my popcorn please

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God I've missed morgana. Now, pass the Dickel. This is gonna git gooder.

Amen.

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Best. Thread Title. Ever.

Don't bogart the popcorn, fellas.

Somebody tap the keg.

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Jesus God.

ok, so I decide to post one measly watercolor in the art forum. I haven't posted in there since I steped down as a mod. I figure, harmless, right?

WRONG!

you people are insane! ALL OF YOU!

... and oh, not all artists perfer fat models. I know plenty who don't (although 'fat' is a subjective term. I know people who would consider a size 12 to be fat). Just cos larger chicks in the 14th to 18th (guessitmation) centruy were perfered, doesn't mean that that is what every artist perfers now.

yeah.

crazy fuckers.

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. . . Don't bogart the popcorn, fellas. . . .

Okay, but if Ujay gits that fuckin' sugar bowl even within five feet o' the popcorn bucket, kick his ass.

Amen.

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Art is what you make of it. A nicely painted pic of even a "fat" woman can be art if it's done right and the viewer can relate to it in some way.

Hell, I've seen pics by the supposed masters that I wouldn't wipe my ass with and yet have seen graphitti that needs to be cut out of the wall and hung in the Louvre or somesuch. Its all subjective.

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quote:
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Okay, but if Ujay gits that fuckin' sugar bowl even within five feet o' the popcorn bucket, kick his ass.

Amen.

Yeah, no shit. Butter is what belongs on popcorn. And while I realize that uj doesn't eat butter as he's trying to maintain his girlish figure, if he really wants to make it as a male model, he better start eatin' right.

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To hell with popcorn, cornuts rule you all.

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quote:
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. . . and oh, not all artists perfer fat models . . . .

I prefer my wimmins with meat on the bones. The heroin-thin look wuz a buncha nazi-concentration-camp-knuckleheaded-psycho-baloney-cacadoodie horseshit.

Now, eatcher pork chops, drop them panties, 'n' start us some modelin'. We want some song 'n' dance numbers, too. Me, Paint, 'n' Ujay feel party in the air.

Amen.

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Thats a damn good painting. No joke. You have talent.

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footnote, I'm modeling for a photographer on the 10th of august.

in the buff even.

SCANDAL!

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I've seen some of mmmsivart's paintings and they're really fantastic!

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pmd rules. but i may have to kick the butts of those american fools jeb and chippy.

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quote:
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footnote, I'm modeling for a photographer on the 10th of august.

in the buff even.

SCANDAL!

/me falls down drooling

Pics! Post pics! Email, letter, message in a bottle!

*grovel grovel grovel

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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
I've seen some of mmmsivart's paintings and they're really fantastic!

Heh, humor point for you!

But seriously kids, stop discussing/posting art, Morgana might get pissed about the inproper placement of the thread (oops, am I poisoning the well?)...

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... I don't know about showing them here, it depends on how I feel about the results.

I may want to claw out my own eyes after seeing them.

we shall see.

(BTW this is a paying gig :spin: )

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pmd rules. but i may have to kick the butts of those american fools jeb and chippy.

Just fer that, I'm sendin' my nephew GoFuYo over t'yer place. You better be a good listener.

Amen.

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quote:
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Just fer that, I'm sendin' my nephew GoFuYo over t'yer place. You better be a good listener.

Amen.

HE'S JUST STARTED PACKING HIS BAGS AND HE'S MOVING!

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When you go on the internet and say things or post your artwork or other artistic endeavors, you must always remember that you have to take the good criticism with the bad criticism.... even if you never get any good criticism.

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quote:
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I've seen some of mmmsivart's paintings and they're really fantastic!

Yo' momma's gonna blister yo' ass if she finds out you been lookin' at his Hustler magazines.

Gimme fi' dolla 'n' mebbe she won't find out. Gimme ten dolla 'n' fitty cent 'n' I can almost guarantee she won't find out.

Amen.

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