Registered: Apr 2002
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Technical advancements...

An American, a Japanese man and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone I have a microchip in my hand."
Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his bum. The others raised their eyebrows.
"Will you look at that" says Paddy, I'm getting a fax."

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 4056

and yet we still get virii

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
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i get that

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