Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Chelmsford, MA
Posts: 548

As immature as this thread may be, I've noticed that there are many slang terms for when people are acting like a jerk. These terms either describe the person or their action. So, in order to spice up the vocabulary with some new and interesting wack-ass phrases, here goes. Participate if you'd like. Let's see if we can avoid losing the point of the thread if at all possible.

Person:
knobjockey
helmet kid
tool

Action:
jackassery

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Location: Chicago
Posts: 1170

Person:

brain surgeon
one of the great ones
fucktard


Action:
ass-grabbing
jaggbagging
dicking around

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Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Person:

Asshat
Captain Enron (my very own personal one I made it up BEFORE Enron collapsed, btw.)
Fuck-nozzle

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defecating euphemisms:

slapping a bass
dropping Emanuel Lewis off at the Inkwell
taking the Browns to the Super Bowl


Note: many of the above mentioned euphemisms are actually disphemisms, there is a difference!

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Location: Chelmsford, MA
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quote:

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Originally posted by quins
Person:

fucktard

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Location: NYC
Posts: 11769

Toast-fucking. You know, fucking, or being fucked, with toast.

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Location: library
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Tak, put down the beer and get a job.

-m

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Definition of "euphemism"

"A word that is less expressive or direct but considered LESS
distasteful than the word ordinarily used".

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Don't kick until yer spurred.

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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Chelmsford, MA
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I stand corrected. This thread should rightfully be called "tacky ways to offend without saying the real words". Better?

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Location: California
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Person:

Ultimate insult ----> "You are such a fucking Tac"

Action:
Taccury.

Ultimate jest ----> "Tac Rules" AAAAAAaaaaaaahahahahahhahaaa!!!

Persons:
Budget Gourmet
Dental assistant
Devry Graduate
Porn Janitor

Actions:
Skull Buggery
Bunk humping
Nub rubbing
Prize winning goat contest

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
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quote:

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Originally posted by Mordecai
Tak, put down the beer and get a job.

-m

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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Chelmsford, MA
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Person:
crotchgoblin
tosser
wanker
assbag

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Location: Norfolk, VA
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Person:
wanker
hoser
cock holster

verb:
fuckery.
grab-assing (yeah, I know, basically used before, fuck off)

Phrases:
"As stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale."
(if any of you can spot that one, you rock)
"He was behind the door the day God was handing out brains."
etc.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: 51N3, 114W3
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K. Not a euphamism, or a cliché (yet) but just one of my favorite sayings:

"That's just a cake of lies with bullshit icing"

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I thought a euphamism was something u4b had growing on her ass?

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