Registered: Jul 2001
Location: China
Posts: 11795

It only took 1 year and 10 days.
Now everyone insult me. Be creative.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

Can you race "Quarter Whores" at Santa Anita?

*Whips Tak's ass with a riding crop*

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
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you need to shave.

and I don't just mean your face.

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Location: Mountains
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(you're still cute though.. and I liked the few feet of your apartment that I could see)

damn but I can't be insulting.
/me sighs

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: China
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He he, nice try though.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Chicago
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woohoo!!! been here for 2 years and still haven't hit 1k. Oh yeah, I forgot... I have a real job too.

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Originally posted by Sabine
you need to shave.

and I don't just mean your face.

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Originally posted by Erinity


But he does need to shave his face. Scruffy unemployed bum. :spank:

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: China
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When someone on the internet tells you you need to shave, it feels great. Am I a bigger exhibitionist than Mordecai now? Thanks for the motivation.
Before:

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Registered: Nov 2001
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much better. less like a nut who would ask me for change.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
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Someone needs to photoshop a dick onto the right side of the "during" picture.

Or not.

Maybe I should fix my truck and go to work.

Or Not.

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Originally posted by Super Gremlin
Someone needs to photoshop a dick onto the right side of the "during" picture.

Or not.

Maybe I should fix my truck and go to work.

Or Not.

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No. I'm lazy. that's why I suggested that someone else do it. Silly Prudence.

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Originally posted by Super Gremlin
No. I'm lazy. that's why I suggested that someone else do it. Silly Prudence.

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Truck it is!

I can still be your slut though, right? NO!

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Location: China
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Shit, I wanted to see the photoshop.

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
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I missed Tak's cock shot.

and DAX.. I keep checking the mail.. and it is empty.. and then I go and cry.. and consider reading "Tycoon" instead.. but then decide not to.. because I think "I know he'll send me my book today! I just have to be patient." and so I sit and wait.. and then the next day.. I go.. and check the mail box again.. and it is empty.. and then I go and cry.. and consider reading "Tycoon" instead.. but then decide not to.. because I think "I know he'll send me my book today! I just have to be patient." and so I sit and wait.. and then the next day.. I go.. and check the mail box again.. and it is empty.. and then I go and cry.. and consider reading "Tycoon" instead.. but then decide not to.. because I think "I know he'll send me my book today! I just have to be patient." and so I sit and wait.. and then the next day.. I go.. and check the mail box again.. and it is empty.. and then I go and cry.. and consider reading "Tycoon" instead.. but then decide not to.. because I think "I know he'll send me my book today! I just have to be patient." and so I sit and wait.. and then the next day.. I go.. and check the mail box again.. and it is empty.. and then I go and cry.. and consider reading "Tycoon" instead.. but then decide not to.. because I think "I know he'll send me my book today! I just have to be patient." and so I sit and wait.. and then the next day.. I go.. and check the mail box again.. and it is empty.. and then I go and cry.. and consider reading "Tycoon" instead.. but then decide not to.. because I think "I know he'll send me my book today! I just have to be patient." and so I sit and wait.. and then the next day.. I go.. and check the mail box again.. and it is empty.. and then I go and cry.. and consider reading "Tycoon" instead.. but then decide not to.. because I think "I know he'll send me my book today! I just have to be patient." and so I sit and wait.. and then the next day.. I go.. and check the mail box again.. and..

ok.. you understand my problem here right?

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Originally posted by Sabine
I missed Tak's cock shot.

*whining about a book*

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: China
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As long as I'm postwhoring; who exactly can give points? Just moderators? I didn't read anything about it in the FAQ. I don't have nearly enough.

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Location: Mountains
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Originally posted by Erinity


go to IOD, it's not that hidden. :P i think he just posted it two days ago.

read a new book for christ's sake. :P

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As long as I'm postwhoring; who exactly can give points? Just moderators? I didn't read anything about it in the FAQ. I don't have nearly enough.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
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The only copy of the book that I have is the very one that my father chose the name from, and is currently being read by my aunt. If I don't find another one soon, I'll send you my copy, with the understanding that I'll get it back, or you'll suffer my wrath. Honestly, I go to the bookstore all the time. I'm bound to run into a copy sooner or later. I just fear lending out my copy. Mostly because I once lent out my dad's copy of the Tolkien reader with the old school cover art, and it came back shredded and missing the front cover. Sure, I was 12, but the fear remains. If you wreck it, you have to take my virginity.

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