Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Germany
Posts: 496

My favourite forum is down. That means I'll have to read this boring drivel for the next two weeks. Anybody know any other rotten fora I can grace with my presence?
If you tell me, there's a slight chance you'll get rid of me. If you don't, I'll just tell everyone they're overweight.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

It isn't really down, they juast shut it off so you would leave.
I'm not overweight btw.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Germany
Posts: 496

Well, it's not gonna work, fat boy.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 11770

What forum is that?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Either Brawl Hall, SPF, or THT. That would be my guess.

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The pinnacle of Failbot technology.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
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I'm fat.
Beat you to the punchline.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
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Hi. Today one of our servers died (the one that houses our images and media files), and since the SPF is the least used out of all our servers, guess which one is being used as our backup?

Yup... SPF is dead until we get the other server replaced. The motherboard's scsi controller is dead, waranty is over, and since it's a proprietary compaq proliant piece of shit it'd cost $2700 just to replace the motherboard. I'll post an ETA here when I know what's going on, but it's probably going to be 1-2 weeks at least before we can get a new server. Basically I'm out of a few thousand bucks, and I'm pretty fucking pissed off. Nothing like waking up in the morning to someone telling you that you have to spend thousands and thousands of dollars because some fucking piece of your motherboard blew.

If you want to help out, which I'd really appreciate, please paypal me anything you can. Anyone that donates will get a custom title, and +500 added to their post count. Please send me your SPF user name with your donation. The more money I raise, the faster I can get this bitch back up. I'll keep you posted. For those of you that think this is a hoax or something stupid like that, do you really think I'd keep my sites down for 4+ hours?

Cost of a new server: (2U, Dual 1.13G cpus, 2G of ram, 6 x 36G 10,000 RPM SCSI drives) = $5480

Money raised so far: $25

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Registered: Apr 2001
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"Anyone that donates will get a custom title, and +500 added to their post count. "

hahahahahahahhahahahaha


*deep breath*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*wheeze*HAHAHAHAHAHA

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taste the fucking rainbow

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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Chelmsford, MA
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Originally posted by Tak

Expect visitors.

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Oh jeez... this is worth bugging Chantrea and SpaceBoy on their vacation for. I know Chantrea will be more than amused.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Germany
Posts: 496

I'm surprised I'm the only one trolling here right now. Maybe the rest of the SPFers is still running around like headless chicken, but they should soon follow.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
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If we get a bunch of SPFers, I wonder if micro woman will make a reappearance?

Whatever happened to her, anyway?

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Germany
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Well she was back, but she rarely posted. I guess mini-harlot is busy with her life now.

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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: finding the new flesh after killing the old one
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mwahahaha it's cute that the SPF is your favourite .. how very fitting ..

and micro still posts now .. and goes in #spf too

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
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How could I not love microwoman. I mean, she fucking speaks Turkish.
Hi Sonja.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Germany
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Originally posted by sonja
mwahahaha it's cute that the SPF is your favourite .. how very fitting ..

and micro still posts now .. and goes in #spf too

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
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Life?

What's this "life" you speak of?

I think it's against the rules for forumgoers to have "lives."

I think I read that somewhere.

Yeah.

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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: finding the new flesh after killing the old one
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It's fucking hilarious he's using the forum server for his site .. the forum people DONATED to pay for that server .. how-fucking-dare he ... he resets the forum every three minutes anyways .. so who the fuck cares about +500 post count? ...


FUCK that guy is so lame

Hey there Tak .. how's life?

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
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Better now that I hang here instead of SPF.

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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: finding the new flesh after killing the old one
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Originally posted by Denominator
I know for a fact it's your favourite too, fat girl. Just because you don't post doesn't mean nobody knows your lurking.

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P.T. "stile" Barnum, Jr. is doing his "give me money" routine AGAIN?

send in the clowns, baby.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Germany
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Originally posted by sonja
yes .. it's all I do .. lurk .. lurk .. lurk .. all day long .. fuck work .. I'm staying home to lurk on a SPF all day ... because the quality is SO there .. and obviously I keep looking to see if youre posting or not ... you're my main reason for being there .. no .. really .. it's true ...

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Registered: Jun 2001
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hah .. you spent time and effort quoting my posts ..

And the rw thing happened months and months ago .. I was messaged with a URL ... so shush .. and I really dont lurk there .. it's as dull as hell and full of angsty teens ... occasionally someone flashes me a link and I look in .. nothing more ..

mmm funny though .. I remember you stroking RW's cock and asking for a political forum when I was there about 8 months ago .. librarian or no librarian

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
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The SCSI controller dies and he needs a whole new machine, memory and all?

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Location: Germany
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Originally posted by sonja
hah .. you spent time and effort quoting my posts ..

And the rw thing happened months and months ago .. I was messaged with a URL ... so shush .. and I really dont lurk there .. it's as dull as hell and full of angsty teens ... occasionally someone flashes me a link and I look in .. nothing more ..

mmm funny though .. I remember you stroking RW's cock and asking for a political forum when I was there about 8 months ago .. librarian or no librarian

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