Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 10121

Supply the Punchline XII - Dinosaurs

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Download the SETI software, then join the Asylum SETI Team!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3691

Senior Olympian Strom Thurmond is the odds-on favorite in this year's overhead WASP toss event.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11266

"IM AN AEROPLANE! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! whoosh!"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
Posts: 2300

"stop. we're surround by nazi charlies"

"those are liberals, strom."

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 15123

"Quick, check my pulse! I think I'm dead!"

"Not again, Strom. I just did that 5 minutes ago."

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Graphic Cheeseworks.
Gotta love the cheese!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Denver
Posts: 1277

"I think I just crapped my pants!"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Gatos, California, USA
Posts: 368

"If this cranky old bastard doesnt stop squeezing my arm I'm going to have 'Walker, Texas Ranger' over here kick his ass"

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6346

Old man Whithers has a heart attack after his elderly son cuts off his father's medication.

The man in the back owns the shittiest trailer in the trailer park.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Toronto
Posts: 197

"mhmmhhmhmhm I'm old"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 12544

"See all these photographers, son? I'm gonna grrrrr fuck you right in front of them, if you don't find my Metamucil!"

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The Word of the Day is Latitudinarianism (n.) - Tolerance, especially in religious doctrines.

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