Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cnafilornia
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Toofless Crack Ho' Blues

I thought I'd try my hand at writing a song. Maybe you guys will tell me what you think. This is serious business here, so please...react accordingly.

thnaks.

Toofless Crack Ho’ Blues

{key of e-minor}

I said, I ain’t got no teefses
Cause I be smokin’ crack
Said, I ain’t got no teefseses
Cause I be smokin’ crack
And the way I love that rock, baby
They ain’t gon’ be no turnin’ back

Said, I suckded my neighbor’s penis
And he only give me a single dime
Said, I suckedemefied my neighbor’s penis
And he only gave me one gat-damned dime
At ten dolla’s for a chip, baby
I ain’t finna have me no mo’ free time

(chorus)

‘Cause I gots da toofless crack ho’ blues
I jus’ be smokin’ up mah stash
I gots da toofless crack ho’ blues, baby
And I’ll do anything fo’ cash

(end chorus)

I done already sold mah chidrens
Fo’ a twenty sack
Said, I already sold mah chidrenses
Fo’ a scrawny twenty sack
I gots ta hurry up and find me sum mo’
Fo’ when da dopeman happens back

(repeat chorus)

(insert lengthy guitar solo)

(fade out, ‘cause I’m too sick to write anymore)

may god have mercy on my withered soul.

bye.

redguard@blackvault.com

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: industrialand
Posts: 658

beautiful.
it made me laugh, it made me cry..

bravo! encore, encore!

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the revolution will be synthesized

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You are pretty insensitive for a democrat.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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I see a bright future for you. Put a little Texas Blues beat to that and you have a hit.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Kick ass. Wonderful song. It's so.. very... touching.

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Graphic Cheeseworks.
Gotta love the cheese!

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waiting anxiously for the next party so I can hear the *live* version!!!
Pasadnia, here we come!

missphinx

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that was great

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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this should be recorded and distributed on the B-side of Fishnation Anthem...

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Registered: Nov 2001
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Re: Toofless Crack Ho' Blues

That was fuckin hysterical!
Thank You

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Registered: Jul 2000
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I don't know what to say. That piece just left me speechless and weeping. I thank you, Redguard, for giving me reason to carry on. You are an example to us all.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
I don't know what to say. That piece just left me speechless and weeping. I thank you, Redguard, for giving me reason to carry on. You are an example to us all.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19584

I aspire to be more like redguard(minus the political leanings)

-m

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Registered: Dec 2000
Location: NZ
Posts: 877

Why did this guy stop posting? And how do we get him back?

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