Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 1374

or better yet, when was the last time you stood someone up?? i did both this weekend, hell yeah, i was productive. the common thread between both incidences? i was tossed out of the bar.

the first one, friday night, i was tossed out of the bar before my date showed. id been there maybe 10 minutes when a fight broke out and i happened to be close enough to catch one guy that was shoved before he went headlong into into a table. i was tossed with the rest of the dumbass aggies kids even though i wasnt involved. guilt by association i suppose. anyway, i was gone and the date was pissed when she finally answered her fucking cell 3 hours later. dumb cunt, turn the phone on!! how fucking hard is that?! its her own damn fault, really it is.

saturday night i was the one who got stood up. i waited at the pool hall for a while and got pissed because she wasnt showing so i got pissed literally. damn but i was wasted. anyway, i ended up tossing my guiness bottle at a guy and they escorted us out. doesnt matter that the guy was a buddy of mine and we were fucking around, noooooo. damn joykills. anyway, he and i took our business elsewhere and continued getting sloshed. i forgot about the date until she called on sunday to say she hadnt been feeling well. boo fucking hoo. i told her i had more fun without her and now i dont expect a date with her again any time soon.

maybe this weekend ill stay home and wank instead. hmmm.. oh yeah, your stories are welcome but not particularly necessary for my entertainment.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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I have never stood anyone up, but on many occasions the female companion I made plans with "forgot" or suddenly had "other plans."

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Registered: Oct 2000
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I've never stood or been stood up. Guess I'm just a nice guy

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
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Originally posted by Dacarlo
I've never stood or been stood up. Guess I'm just a nice guy

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Registered: Oct 2000
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Originally posted by FuhQall
In order to be "stood up" one requires the date to be present beforehand, rape does not apply.

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Ya mamma didnt stand me up the other night.

I did however stand up for her.

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
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Considering my mother was doing you dad with a strap-on 12" black dildo that night, what makes you so sure you didn't end up doing him by mistake? She did say that she had to have the lights off to stop her from getting sick.

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Originally posted by FuhQall
Considering my mother was doing you dad with a strap-on 12" black dildo that night, what makes you so sure you didn't end up doing him by mistake? She did say that she had to have the lights off to stop her from getting sick.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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The last time I got stood up wuz when the cops crashed down the front door while I wuz sittin' in m'chair, a-readin' the paper. When I started t'git up, Officer Burleson wacked me up side the head wif his slapper, 'n' cuffed me while I wuz star-trekkin', face-down on the floor. He then stood me up 'n' this ol' gal with beer can curlers in her hair 'n' no eyebrows standin' beside him screamed, "That ain't the dirty rotten sonofabitch!" I later learned she wuz Burleson's wife.

The jackass was hidin' under the bed.

Amen.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
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I've never been stood up, nor stood anyone up. At least, not date-wise. I've had friends just forget that they said they'd come over in an hour, and it would be two days before I heard from them.

And I just totally forgot to wait for a friend to call me on friday so we could hang out. He was pretty pissed.

But considering I don't do much in the way of dating, those sorts of stand-ups haven't happened.

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
Posts: 4748

I can't recall getting stood up or standing anyone up..

but my best girl friend has a habit of calling about an hour or so after she was supposed to arrive with the first thing out of her mouth being "I'm in (place that is definately NOT where she was supposed to be)! let me explain!" and then often requiring a lot of driving and occasionally crying and most likely alcohol involved..

and as for me.. I have mastered the art of avoidence.. I can avoid you for days.. even if you are in my fucking house and do everything possible to get my attention.. or if absolutely pressed I will just say that I will TRY to make it.. or will PROBABLY show up.. which people that know me know means.. "I don't fucking want to go. Leave me the fuck alone."

but if I say I WILL be there.
then I will.
even if I hate you.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Chicago
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i never really stood anyone up.

i did sleep with a couple of girls a few times and then stop calling them

i feel bad about it

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Originally posted by quins
i never really stood anyone up.

i did sleep with a couple of girls a few times and then stop calling them

i feel bad about it

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Chicago
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exactly

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
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I am the master of not being around where I am supposed to be. Once, on valentines day, I ditched my girlfriend to go to Las Vegas for two days.

A week later I returned from LA. My parents said, "Oh, we were expecting you to call in another month with where to ship your things." They of course had been long used to this sort of behavior. My girlfriend on the other hand, was not so flippant.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Well, my best friend has a habbit of agreeing to go somewhere with me, then calling and saying "I'm tired, I'm just gonna stay home." And there's this guy I know who has a bad habbit of saying "yeah, I'll call you when I'm done here, and we'll go shoot pool or something." And then of course, never calls....

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