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Re: The Key To Happiness
quote: Originally posted by FuhQall
Secrets to Happy Relationships...
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex
4. It is important that these three women never meet.
I think AMD are going to start shipping an integrated version of woman XP. Cooks, Cleans, makes good money, love sex, but has a tendency to over heat and run off with your best friend, they are working out the bugs, but the expensive taste is hard coded.
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