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FuhQall
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The Key To Happiness

Secrets to Happy Relationships...

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

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Re: The Key To Happiness

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Originally posted by FuhQall
Secrets to Happy Relationships...

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

4. It is important that these three women never meet.



I think AMD are going to start shipping an integrated version of woman XP. Cooks, Cleans, makes good money, love sex, but has a tendency to over heat and run off with your best friend, they are working out the bugs, but the expensive taste is hard coded.

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