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Happy birthday you jizzjuicing cubist-headed motherfucker!





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Sure, you're funny looking but that never stopped you from becoming the best damn male synchronized swimmer at the senior center. There's always been a need for at least one, and it took guts for you to endure the taunts of the staff. Especially the way your "staff" looked in those purple speedos.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against your sexual preferences. I don't care where you stick that pathetic purple peanut of yours, as long as it's not in me.

Of course, there are those around here who will be offended by that remark, or something else, or their coffee being the wrong shade of tan or the difficulty of finding size #2 condoms in a size #10 world, but don't let that bother you. You're okay by me.

Those assholes will be along shortly. Hmm. I smell one now...

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Gee but you are fucking cool.

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tick tick tick tick

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Gee but you are fucking cool.

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Instantaneously, topping this thread did it right there.

No really I was complimenting you on your prowess, but you had to go and take it as an insult. blah blah blah blah blah.

Here's some photoshop crap.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Smack smack smack smack smack.

la la la la la la la.

I'm so proud of myself.

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p.s. when you turn into an idiot, does it happen suddenly, or is it a gradual process? I'd like to know in case it ever happens to me. Is there anything I should look out for?

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quote:

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p.s. when you turn into an idiot, does it happen suddenly, or is it a gradual process? I'd like to know in case it ever happens to me. Is there anything I should look out for?

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You are saying peder_porque is the exception that proves the rule?

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You are saying you are the rule?

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no, tack rules. I paint.

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ooh, name smack!

Actually, I was being serious, believe it or not. Up until a week or so ago, you were okay though we had never communicated in any way. Then I posted a pic in IOD that must have wounded you horribly and you've been a major shithead ever since.

Topping umpteen threads in the last half-hour or so out of some misbegotten crusade against me is certainly proof that something crawled up your ass. Don't I get at least a hint, hon?

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He's just angry about his penis size and the fact he has stuck it into (at least, a little ways into) several whores of the asylum. It's catching up to him. He has problems sleeping at night.

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Oh, dear. My my. And to think I may have wounded the boy with some offhanded remark and not even remembered it. It turned out to be a rare Male case of penis-envy after all, just as I suspected.

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Well, he IS a gay stripper. Don't forget what kind of individual you're dealing with.

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See? I never knew the faintest thing about him. Never talked to him in any way. I guess I thought he was a cool-ish person, but something about a picture of Krogoth I did with a big dick in his han ...

oh, I think I see it now. Hmmm. Thanks. Kinda clears that up, don't it?

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*break*
Couldn't let you get to 6.

Mutual masturbation, it's more than a theory.

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i'll mutually masturbate you caffeine, you peanut whore.

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Top.

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Come on, coward. What's up your ass? You never did say what set you off on this current crusade. What's wrong, bitch? Got a hemmie acting up?

Obviously it's something you'll need to talk to somebody about, so why not me? I didn't post anything about you anywhere, yet you got hysterical about something and it looks like its going to go on for awhile. Might as well get it off your chest.

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You are too easy peder, a one word post and you're foaming at the mouth again.

It really bothers you that I don't think you're the new messiah, doesn't it? Don't bother protesting otherwise.

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Well, he IS a gay stripper. Don't forget what kind of individual you're dealing with.

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POINT!

i really must stop refreshing this page.

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