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let me tell you

-there is no moving trucks in your area up for grabs on the ONE day all your friends are able to help you move so thus you have to pay 3 times the amount you put in your budget for a truck that you have to drive 25mins away go get.

-you get sick with the flu the day before you move

-you have the flu and moving in the rain

-you are throwing up during moving

-you call to get phone service and it will take a week for someone to come out

-you call comcast and they tell you it will take them over a got damn 2 week period to come out and install your internet service

oh wait there is more i'm just too tired to type it all....

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You have just experienced my worst nightmare!

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id rather live in a shithole than move to a nicer shithole just to avoid moving.

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The new house is infested with bugs.
You lose all the screws and hardware for your kids beds.
The fridge has that "smell".
The cat fucks off.
Some moron packs your cell phone.
The ex suddenly can't take the kids that day.
The landlady is hanging around.

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The new house is infested with bugs.
You lose all the screws and hardware for your kids beds.
The fridge has that "smell".
The cat fucks off.
Some moron packs your cell phone.
The ex suddenly can't take the kids that day.
The landlady is hanging around.

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let me tell you

-there is no moving trucks in your area up for grabs on the ONE day all your friends are able to help you move so thus you have to pay 3 times the amount you put in your budget for a truck that you have to drive 25mins away go get.

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update i'm almost completely unpacked (i'm productive with no phone or inet). my phone came on this morninig actually i tripped over the phone while going to the potty around 3am this morning. it had a dail tone. *sighs* now i have to wait forever for comcast. anyone in the royal oak michigan area have a slow ass time with comcast also?

good news i did go to the doctor yesterday i have a ear infection and the flu. been high off of antiboditics and apple juice ever since!! so who wants to come to my house warming party??

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did i forgot to mention someone broke my microwave and i had to live for days without my daily bag of pop corn and koolaid?!??!?!

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did i forgot to mention someone broke my microwave and i had to live for days without my daily bag of pop corn and koolaid?!??!?!

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is that the bag of popcorn you use to sprinkle over three large steaks, seven buckets of KFC and nineteen milkshakes? I can understand why you would need a koolaid afterwards.

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did i forgot to mention someone broke my microwave and i had to live for days without my daily bag of pop corn and koolaid?!??!?!

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- You and your friends are sitting around letting the multiple hits of acid kick in, when your boyfriend's mother calls and says that since her husband has gone off for the day unexpectedly, she's finally moving out. Today.
- She decides it would be cool to drop as well
- You end up consoling an aging tripping biker chic as she packs an entire household.
- The storage place she rented ahead of time gave her the wrong key
- You end up sitting in a parking lot for two hours in the sun in the middle of august.
- Half the moving party wanders off and gets lost.
-The cops come to find out why several long-haired menacing type people and an aging biker chic are hanging out for two hours in the parking lot of a storage place.

Yep, college was fun.

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Keta keeps moving closer to me.

It sounds like everything you listed are fairly normal, you just need to take care of them ahead of time.

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except for the flu that is

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oh look, FuhQall and Trina jumping on the "hate Keta" bandwagon. fucking morons. your comments are completely uncalled for and unwaranted in this thread, and youre idiots pure and simple. i suppose it does your self esteems wonders, especially yours trina considering your tits hang lower than your knees and youre both stupid as stumps.

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Drinking again Dingle?

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no, it's just so fucking stupid that a handful of people here cant post a thread on ANY topic without the idiot patrol coming in to show everyone how theyre "in". jesus christ, if youre still not over the fact that a fat nigger posts here just fucking leave already. not like minus trina and fuquall we'd be at a loss.

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hehehehe

I don't see anything wrong with two fat crackers picking on a fat nigger, it's like multi-racial sumo or something.

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no, it's just so fucking stupid that a handful of people here cant post a thread on ANY topic without the idiot patrol coming in to show everyone how theyre "in". jesus christ, if youre still not over the fact that a fat nigger posts here just fucking leave already. not like minus trina and fuquall we'd be at a loss.

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I was gonna say the exact same thing as Trina did.

Not meaning to make fun of Keta, that was just the first thing that popped in my head. "Microwave.....Kool Aid. Microwave....Kool Aid."

I suppose she likes her Kool Aid warm, in which case she can always use a conventional oven to boil the water before pouring it into the coffee mug filled with.......Kool....Aid.

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And Mullet Man posted here, and I gave him the warmest goddamned welcome you ever did see, and he never replied.

Shame on you, Mullet.

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mulletman heard there was a fat nigger and left, mullets and niggers dont mix

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I was gonna say the exact same thing as Trina did.

Not meaning to make fun of Keta, that was just the first thing that popped in my head. "Microwave.....Kool Aid. Microwave....Kool Aid."

I suppose she likes her Kool Aid warm, in which case she can always use a conventional oven to boil the water before pouring it into the coffee mug filled with.......Kool....Aid.

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she said "microwave popcorn and koolaid", which obviously mean she likes to drink kool-aid with her popcorn. If you really need someone to point out that you dont typically microwave kool-aid, you're dumb as a rock anyways and irrelevent.

That's besides the point. I can think of 5 people off the top of my head, and maybe 20 if you gave me time to think, who are so consistently stupid they deserve to be treated as such by defaulut, yet theyre not, in fact ttheyre in the "in" croud. I'd ask all the keta-haters to explain WHY they hate keta, but the answers would no doubtedly be generic, catch-all answers like 'shes stupid' or 'shes a moron'. God forbid any braincells participate in such an event. I cant recall a post/thread/opinion that was so horrific she should be persecuted for life while, funny, some of the 'popular' posters have more off-topic, tastless, moronic and offensive content than anyone, including me. yet where's our flak? my god, theres no reason to harp on keta other than she's fat and black.

For the most part i regard the keta haters as idiots by genetics, and that's pretty much a permanent postition. Fucking idiots. I can understand flaming a point, but continued harassment for no fucking reason at all, particularly in threads such as this that are nothing more than low-class personal shots, are just plain fucking stupid.

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she said "microwave popcorn and koolaid", which obviously mean she likes to drink kool-aid with her popcorn. If you really need to point you that you dont typically microwave kool-aid, you're dumb as a rock anyways and irrelevent.

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