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Happy birthday.

I would have bought you the CD of greats of Turkish music that I saw today, but I am broke.

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Happy Birthday!

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happy birthday. here is a link you can use to order hardcastle and mccormick fan fiction! and it's not free!
okay, i just wanted to talk about hardcastle and mccormick fan fiction. it's all written by women. ?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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happy birthday! get laid or die.

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Happy bday tak =)

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happy birthday. here is a link you can use to order hardcastle and mccormick fan fiction! and it's not free!
okay, i just wanted to talk about hardcastle and mccormick fan fiction. it's all written by women. ?

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inexcusable. i just found this, what i was looking at before was from following links in the "fantasy car" thread. that magical adventure took me deep into the heart of the "scarecrow and mrs. king" webring, where i was rightfully disgusted by the 30-year-old housewives talking about the subtle romantic interplay, and using that to craft their own fantastic scenarios for the lovable characters i have never heard of to act out.

greatest american hero meets the dukes of hazzard!

happy birthday tak!

ps. greatest american hero meets the hulk!

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There is, apparantly, some sort of Newsies cult that I had, for 23 years, remained blissfully ignorant of.

The horror, the horror....

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which do you think is skapegoat's?

jesus. a book section. the height of literary atrocity? i have to stop this before something in my head breaks.

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I don't suggest going into the movie crossover section. I never realized the limitless literary possibilities that can be created when LOTR, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Moulin Rouge, are mashed together in a series of infantile and uninteresting ways.

Jesus Christ BP, you're ruining yet another night for me.

I have my eye on the fanfiction poetry section, but have yet to wander past that evil, vile, despicable underlined blue line.

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you can't blame me for the vastness of internet suckery.
and the chasing amy thing ruined your night? we should bond over that, chasing amy ruined my night once as well.

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Will you two quit rubbing each other's cybernaughtybits? You are ruining Tak's birthday thread with your homoerotic blatherings. At least let Mug deal with that, you two are amateurs.

Oh... Happy birthday, Tak.

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Spike deals with his love for Buffy and Buffy delas with her hidden love for Spike.

I knew this was a bad idea.

What is it about Harry Potter that screams "poetry"? Though they're not all too bad.

Although, I have to say the fanfiction haikus are well worth your time.

Next Generation Haiku No. 1

I really like it
I like Next Generation
I mean I like it

And with the fuck is with all the Gungun poems?

However, my deep-seated thirst forWillow/Buffy Crossover Poetry has, at last, been quenched.

Score! Battlebot Haikus!

Man, and here I was thinking of spending my night studying.

We need to start a Cannonball Run Haiku thread, right fucking now.

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Buffy Triolet

Buffy! You seems so fragile, yet you hurt me, Sweet pain beyond what I can bear, You're twisting a knife you can't even see. Buffy, you seem so fragile, yet you hurt me. What you need I can ever be, And sometimes I wonder why I care. Oh Buffy, you look so fragile yet you hurt me, Sweet pain way beyond what I can bear.


One of yours, Phil?

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Ugh, fanatics write bad poetry.

Happy Birthday Tak

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Oh yeah, happy birthday Tak.

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Will you two quit rubbing each other's cybernaughtybits? You are ruining Tak's birthday thread with your homoerotic blatherings. At least let Mug deal with that, you two are amateurs.

Oh... Happy birthday, Tak.

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A love poem to The Undertaker?

Got your literary signature all over it, urbanjunkie.

Sweet Christ, there's more of them. That reindeer guy's got problems.

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A love poem to The Undertaker?

Got your literary signature all over it, urbanjunkie.

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Dear Professor Plum,

What subject do you teach?

Does it have to do with the blood on your hand

that’s being sucked off by a leech?



There's a lot more of them. I'll spare you the link.

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do you know tak? i don't think he'll mind.
not that this is homoerotic or anything.

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Ever wanted to see the loss of innocence accorded to Lance Bass by his meteoric rise to fame, in rhyming couplets? I KNOW I SURE DID!

That one goes out to you, Tak. Because it is your birthday, and I hope it is a happy one.

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I'm sorry, I know this is getting exssessive, but any poem with a summary that reads "DEPRESION/DEATH", I have to share.

If Scully ever gets killed off, this guy starts shooting.

I'm debating sending this guy an invite. Rushmore poetry is something the world needs more of.

I'm not even kidding, we so need to raid this place with haikus.

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Smurfs

Smurfs
They are small
and they are blue
And kind to living things

They live in a village
with houses made of mushrooms
All the smurfs ae very close
and friends with each other

They have a leader
called Papa Smurf
He is old and wise
and he wears red clothes

Even though they are happy
and peaceful critters
they do have their enemys
Evil whiches and wizards
who are jelous of them.

They each have different
personalities, so they aren't the same
smurfs are happy alone with their kind
so sometimes, let them be.


Happy Birthday, Tak.

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