Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 923

good fuckin mornin

I rolled out of my bed and thought...hmm, what are y'all up to anymore. So Dingle and redguard are sick, that fucking sucks. I've been working my ass off at college and lost about 25 pounds, how fuckin nice eh? Not that ya care or anything, just thought I'd drop in and see what ya'll are doing, which looks like not much so I'm going to go shower and get ready for another fun filled day of listening to pedophilic male teachers preach about math and biology.

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Kick ass, whitey!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 4523

Hello

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Just because I'm paranoid it doesn't mean that they aren't watching me!

No sugar thanks, I'm sweet enough already!

Orange does not rhyme with door hinge!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19114

And don't forget that Skapegoat has green diarrhea. Good morning, Danielle,

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18808

What once was lost, has now been even more lost.

RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! THE LANGOLIERS WILL GET YOU!!

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No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5709

Good fucking morning to you too.

(What a way to start the day)

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3030

God damn what a beautiful day.

Ok, not really, it's raining like crazy here, hope the rest of you have good weather today.

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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: 54.60°N 5.70°W
Posts: 1950

Good morning to you too.

I was wondering what cheery message you would bring us when you deigned to give us all the pleasure of your company once more.

I recall you saying that you were leaving to go on some trip of self-discovery, or some such. Well, what have you found out? I, for one, can't wait to hear the tales of your travels.

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There is no music any more.
Music was assassinated on the 8th December 1980

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 923

And I, for one, don't wish to tell you. Hows them apples?

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Kick ass, whitey!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 923

Yes Joey, good fucking morning.

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Kick ass, whitey!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7538

hmmm i could have done with a fuck this mornign but thats another issue - Hi dani.

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"KRACKK! goes the hymen"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Denver
Posts: 1277

It's barely going to be above freezing today, and it may snow. Bleh. Good fucking morning indeed. Winter sux my ass.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Bonners Ferry, ID
Posts: 681

You got to fuck this morning?

/me tells wife evryone else is fucking


She says no

/me says come on lets do this

she says no

/me says come on everybodys doin it

She says no and hits me in the mouth to prevent my asking again

/me mumbles ccome on now lets get it on.


*mumble goes unheard*

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Joeycat, is my SUGAR MAMMA!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26420

Good fucking morning to you too, I suppose.

Hey, I am sick too, where is my sympathy?

I have fisilis and malnutrition and Strep Throat and I think I had a stroke earlier today.

*sigh*

And karen punched me in the jaw while I was asleep the other day.

*downs another bottle of Niquil*

Damn. No, Get Well Soon for the Chipper, I suppose.

I hate you guys.

*cough cough hack hack*

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3030

Didn't you see the get well card? We care, really.

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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: 54.60°N 5.70°W
Posts: 1950

Dammit Paint, I even mentioned you SPECIFICALLY.

*mutters something about hypocontriac fuckers and leaves*

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There is no music any more.
Music was assassinated on the 8th December 1980

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