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nymbus
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quote:
Originally posted by Pangloss:
Perhaps these people are comfortable with themselves and have no room for vanity in their lives. Perhaps they don't give a damn what anyone else thinks of them.

Just a thought.


Who cares if they're comfortable with themselves. What about me? My lunch was ruined by this sasquatch. There's a difference between being not caring what people think, and disgusting them.

Case in point, BnB should never wear a bikini out in public no matter how secure with himself he is. It's just not right.



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Originally posted by lunacy13:
Case in point, BnB should never wear a bikini out in public no matter how secure with himself he is. It's just not right.



Fuck you.
You said you liked thongs.
I didn't know you were talking about women.
I didn't know you had a Polaroid.
I didn't know you shouldn't leave Nair on that long.

*cries*
*runs away*



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Thanks for the image.
*burns retinas with a poker*
*runs away screaming*

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Thanks for the image.
*burns retinas with a poker*
*runs away screaming*



hehehehehehehehehe

Ya brought it on yourself.

hehehehehehe



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Originally posted by Pangloss:
Perhaps these people are comfortable with themselves and have no room for vanity in their lives. Perhaps they don't give a damn what anyone else thinks of them.

Just a thought.




Standard ugly guy defense.

Just like the loser's mantra:
It's not whether you win or lose...it's how you play the game.

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Originally posted by Cage:
Standard ugly guy defense.

Just like the loser's mantra:
It's not whether you win or lose...it's how you play the game.


Ooh, and "size doesn't matter" Oh yea, and "It happens to everyone"

Hehehe.



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hahahahha, yeah, and "Suggestions Forum". hehehehe. Suckers.

Uh-oh.

*looks around nervously*

*runs away*

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Post So I answered the door here at work...

and there stood a man with a toupee sticking out of each nostril. It was disgusting. Both sides were stuffed with inch long hair.

So, what I want to know is, do you think he has to shampoo it?

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How does he get the boogers out without injuring himself?

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i always wonder if these people know its there.
like, the other day a woman came in where I work with a thick, manly mustache.
shes fairly attractive, otherwise.
SO, Im thinking to myself, "why the fuck doesnt she get rid of that shit? does she know its there? is she blind?"
she wouldve been very pretty if not for the huge glob of hair on her upper lip.

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i always wonder if these people know its there.
like, the other day a woman came in where I work with a thick, manly mustache.
shes fairly attractive, otherwise.
SO, Im thinking to myself, "why the fuck doesnt she get rid of that shit? does she know its there? is she blind?"
she wouldve been very pretty if not for the huge glob of hair on her upper lip.



Sounds like you found a lady for Fiend.

Shave it into a little hitler mustache first, I heard he likes that.


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Thumbs up

hahahhahahha

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Perhaps these people are comfortable with themselves and have no room for vanity in their lives. Perhaps they don't give a damn what anyone else thinks of them.

Just a thought.

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damn you pangloss.
coming in here and ruining our fun moment of shallowness.
*throws keyboard*

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quote:
Originally posted by Pangloss:
Perhaps these people are comfortable with themselves and have no room for vanity in their lives. Perhaps they don't give a damn what anyone else thinks of them.

Just a thought.



Perhaps they do not own a mirror.
Perhaps they do not own scissors.

Perhaps they are escaped mental patients and are afraid of mirror's and scissors.

*hands keyboard back to Karen*
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