wonderaz
Sarky Bastard
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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Letter from our Asylum law firm-
Dear Puff,
To start off we would like to thank you for creating this comic strip for the members of the Asylum forums. Your efforts are greatly appreciated and we see them as a huge asset to the Asylum Empire.
There are a few minor details we need to take care of and your timely cooperation will be expected.
We will have the contract ready for signing within the week. As with every "new" artist, you can well imagine that you will be completely fucked over and left destitute and suicidal by the time we are done with you.
Rest assured that your work will become world famous shortly after your untimely demise and there is little doubt that your next of kin will receive nothing more than the bill for the funeral, and the satisfaction of knowing they are related to a famous dead artist.
In the unfortunate case of you not bowing to our every wish we may be forced to send our "associate", Wonderaz, to visit you.
I might point out that the last astist that became "uncooperative" and was visited by our "associate", was never heard from and other than an eyebrow, was never seen again, much to our disappointment.
Thanking you in advance for your contributions,
Clettis T. Pettibone, Esquire
Attorney at Law.
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