Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

THE LATEST PRODUCT BY... WONCO ! ! !

As so rudely pointed out in Pangloss's bunny thread by that grizzled reprobate JEB, I have been recuperating from some devastating fincial losses from some unfortunate setbacks in my Bunnywipe products.
But I am proud to announce my newest and most promising product to date!

TA TA DAAA!!!

CHIA CONDOMS!!!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10153

*lays down a twenty*

you musta been really bored huh?

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

I'd like to place an order for my Domme treasure chest

So, do you think you could send me, say 1000 of each?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6081

I'll take ten Lumberjacks please. Well maybe Landscapers.

Ok, ok ten gardenboys..

These are shipped discreetly, yes?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
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quote:

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Originally posted by Joeycat:
...So, do you think you could send me, say 1000 of each?

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So now that JEB is taken care of, what are you going to do about your bitches?

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Download the SETI software, then join the Asylum SETI Team!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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quote:

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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
*lays down a twenty*

you musta been really bored huh?,

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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In regards to the comment about the cost of the games and associated bandwidth, I thought I would make a special return offer to this Amazing product!!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

I still have yet to receive my order Wonder. Where are they?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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Where's the MONEY!!!! WONCO doesn't ship until it sees the shine of your sheckles.
Sorry, no exceptions.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

I sent it dammit. I'd be willing to bet that you went and spent it on that widow lady, didn't ya?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Erm... Well, not exaaaactly.

Ummm.... (ahem) You see, I was just testing... THAT'S IT!!! TESTING!! one of the new seed samples and the widow ever so nicely offered to help, see? Well, it seems I accidently grabbed a C/C that was ummmm... too small and well, it got stuck, see?
Well we couldn't get it off so we decided to break it, see?
And we couldn't find a hammer so I hung it out the window and slammed the sash down, see? Well, it didn't break the first time (These are QUALITY PRODUCTS!!!) so we REALLY slammed it and it broke the second time and would have done so with a lot less force. Needless to say, certain portions, actually, one portion of my anatomy was... well, let's say a bit of a victim and required a little visit to the neighborhood ER. The widow called that reprobate JEB to drive us to the ER and the drunken idiot was laughing so hard over my "misfortune" that he drove through the doors of the hospital. I spent the money bailing his ass out so I could get a ride home, ok?

BTW, I seem to have healed up quite nicely. JEB goes to court next week.

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