Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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So you wanna find out, do ya?

It seems every site on the internet nowadays has a test specific to them. Something that they can call their own. A test that isn't yanked from a fucking Fark link. A test that defines you as a member of your community. Websites that devote precious space to tell you how you fair in their community.

OK, they don't, but they'll follow our lead soon enough. What's your Spark IQ? Which Monster Robot Are You? Are You Hot or Not?

Fuck all that. What you really want to know, what you're dying to hear, is simple:

What Asylumite Are You?

Answer the questions before you look at the choices. Consider who you are, as a human being. And then accept what a fag that human being is. Take the test, and accept your fate.
There can be only one.

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Location: Bangor, ME
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Fiend's Test Results

It seems there is a 2-way tie!

YOU, friend, are most like DevilMoon and that ain't a bad place to be. You are a fairly happy, well adjusted, rock star. You enjoy the finer things that life has to offer, like Canadian strippers and a good chili dog. You are fiscally retarded but make up for it with your skill at crosswords and Jeopardy! You are cooler than Dean Martin in Cannonball Run II, you are cooler than the Dude, you are the coolestest. Also you should be famous any minute and will probably date someone hot like FunkaY (but not FunkaY, cause DMoon himself would have to come to your house and pee on you).

Congratulations, you won!!! Please note that while you may be LIKE the studly hunk of man known as Dingle, you are NOT Dingle. Don't let this go to your head.

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>>edit: filthy programmer, made me post it anyway

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Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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SocialParasite's Test Results

It seems there is a 2-way tie!

Armed with a strong Mommy-complex and a rapier tongue when crossed, you are most like JoeyCat! You are a constant, steady presence, keeping the leg humpers in line. And you provide daily proof that life begins at 4... errr .. 29. Yeah, that's it. Keep that cat suit pressed, the six-inch heels shined, and the cat-o-nine ready for those delicate situations only you can handle.

You're most like Roshigoth. You seek attention of any kind, and have a bad tendency to whine. You lack self esteem, and are constantly putting yourself down. Still, most people seem to get along with you and consider you a nice guy. You do seem to obsess too much over your lack of a sex life. You should probably get your ass out of chat and go out and do something about that.

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Location: No. California
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Peter_Torque's Test Results

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Surprise...you're most like Peter_Torque! Infamous for his huge schlong and ascerbic tendencies, he is by far the most famous sausage designer around. Keeps a green rubber boot half-filled with lukewarm mayonnaise on his doorstep. you are truly one scary bitch.

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Location: Minneapolis, MN
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Dingle's Test Results

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Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 16776

J E B Stuart's Test Results

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Whoa Nelly! You're most like JEB Stuart! You drink Dickle like it's water, indiscriminately fondle the nursing home aides (women, only!), and post commentaries on obscure laws while maintaining a very impressive erection. Though your memory is full of disgraceful images, you are the sorta fella who'll fly fer hours just to have a drink with pals. You are from South of the Mason-Dixon Line, a rebel through 'n' through, and that means YOU RULE! Amen!

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Deadpool's Test Results

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I'm sorry, you lose. Please try again. You are an unsuccessful closet homosexual. Despite your efforts to hide it, your homosexuality rides on your sleeve.

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Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

A.D.H.D's Test Results

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Congratulations! You are most like Smug Git! You are the highest stage of evolution. People might think you are arrogant, but if they were as great as you, they would be arrogant too. You are lucky, because frankly, you are the best person in the world.

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Location: Texas
Posts: 1374

yMQ's Test Results

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You are most like Shyloh. Kill yourself now. Not only do you lack the ability to stick to one stupid username at a time, people only pretend to like you because your eyes slant and you're not even 5 feet tall. In reality, people hate you because....well....you treat them like shit.

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 4311

FuhQall's Test Results

It seems there is a 3-way tie!

Submit!! You are most like MstrG.... You are the quintessential Asylum lurker with a penchant for strategy games and power plays. You don't say much, but when you do, you make it count. People seek you out for kinky sexual advice. Your middle initial "V" stands for voyeurism.

You're most like Roshigoth. You seek attention of any kind, and have a bad tendency to whine. You lack self esteem, and are constantly putting yourself down. Still, most people seem to get along with you and consider you a nice guy. You do seem to obsess too much over your lack of a sex life. You should probably get your ass out of chat and go out and do something about that.

Congratulations, you won!!! Please note that while you may be LIKE the studly hunk of man known as Dingle, you are NOT Dingle. Don't let this go to your head.

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Location: At Home
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3 way tie with Mstr G, Rosh and Dingle.

I am truely fucked right?

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Location: Minneapolis, MN
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hmm, lose roth and G and i think you won.

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Location: baton rouge, la
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ItsJustLogan's Test Results

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Uh-oh. YOU FUCKED UP! ok. not really. ...YOU'RE KAREN! Thy temper precedes you. Known by those closest to her to have the strangest temper in existence, with a dial of only two settings: "SET YO ASS ON FIRE HOT" and "COLD". However, you get over your anger quickly, and forgive as if nothing happened. You prefer to be alone, but will occasionally throw a pissup or eight. There is no middle ground here. Everything you do is approached with an "all or nothing" attitude. You're quick-tempered, don't mince words, wield sarcasm like a knife, and have been known to stab your lovers with screwdrivers.. but hey, at least you have cool red hair!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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i doubt that i'm actually an option, though there's nothing wrong with being karen

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Location: Minneapolis, MN
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being in karen would be better than being karen

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Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9132

RiZZ's Test Results

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no shit poor you! yore unfortunitly most like RiZZ! ur terrible spelling has you misunderstod by the masses. You use the Painful lessons in life to improve yourself. you suck. every one only knows you for your speeling and huge Penis. you like to pick flowers and feed the bunnies in the park. go forth and eat pie you asshole. nice glowing tatto you got there, retard.

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Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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billgerat's Test Results

It seems there is a 6-way tie!

You're most like Roshigoth. You seek attention of any kind, and have a bad tendency to whine. You lack self esteem, and are constantly putting yourself down. Still, most people seem to get along with you and consider you a nice guy. You do seem to obsess too much over your lack of a sex life. You should probably get your ass out of chat and go out and do something about that.

You sexy bastard. You are most like Goatboy. Like Goat, you are a tortured soul, misunderstood by his peons for his love of youth and beauty... yet a true Renaissance man, for your attitudes towards women are 500 years behind the times. You'll do anything for a laugh, especially if it is to the detriment of others. Despite the obvious arousal women feel in your presence, your massive intellect and overpowering charm makes them feel shy and worthless. You rawk!

Submit!! You are most like MstrG.... You are the quintessential Asylum lurker with a penchant for strategy games and power plays. You don't say much, but when you do, you make it count. People seek you out for kinky sexual advice. Your middle initial "V" stands for voyeurism.

Whoa Nelly! You're most like JEB Stuart! You drink Dickle like it's water, indiscriminately fondle the nursing home aides (women, only!), and post commentaries on obscure laws while maintaining a very impressive erection. Though your memory is full of disgraceful images, you are the sorta fella who'll fly fer hours just to have a drink with pals. You are from South of the Mason-Dixon Line, a rebel through 'n' through, and that means YOU RULE! Amen!

Oh holy CHRIST! What did you do?! You're most like euphorbia?! You know it's your procrastination, nomadic tendencies, caustic bluntness, bad temper and mastery of the Ghetto Kung Fu that got you here. If it weren't for your love of laughter and beauty, your ability to problem solve, your passion, practicality and capacity for empathy, you would be a lost cause. It could be worse I guess, at least you're not Goatboy...

Congratulations, you won!!! Please note that while you may be LIKE the studly hunk of man known as Dingle, you are NOT Dingle. Don't let this go to your head.

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being in karen would be better than being karen

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Location: Northeast Merka
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Hazard's Test Results

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Oh holy CHRIST! What did you do?! You're most like euphorbia?! You know it's your procrastination, nomadic tendencies, caustic bluntness, bad temper and mastery of the Ghetto Kung Fu that got you here. If it weren't for your love of laughter and beauty, your ability to problem solve, your passion, practicality and capacity for empathy, you would be a lost cause. It could be worse I guess, at least you're not Goatboy...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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you got a nasty combo there billgerat. i hope you live past 10, and if youre older than 10 youre lucky if you live another 5 with that genepool.

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you got a nasty combo there billgerat . . . .

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