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NEWS: "red bra stolen; elderly man suspected" by J E B Stuart

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NEWS: "red bra stolen; elderly man suspected" by J E B Stuart

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I think that she made it all up. She said that she was preparing for a bath. No one bathes in November in Kermit. I think this woman is irresponsible.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Keep 'em comin', Uncle JEB!!!

Humor points fer 'ya!!!

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Haha, nice one, JEB.

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OK, this shit has got to stop right here.
First off, I was not unwashed... I mean the suspect was not unwashed. I just happen to have a lot of bad hair days. He does, I mean. I assume he probably does. I saw the sketch and he looked like a bad hair day thing.
Secondly, I would question the stench and bad breath thing too. I do admit to having had nothing all day but the rest of JEB's Dickel and about a gallon of my sister's chili and I doubt that would have caused any noticable malodor. Oh yeah, and some corned beef and cabbage. OK, a lot of corned beef and cabbage but cabbage doesnt upset me unless I've been drinkin' and I don't remember that I was actually drinkin' so I may very well be innocent on that count too.
Thirdly, I vaguely remember gettin invited up to some fine ladie's room to play... I think she said poker... it was getting a little fuzzy around then so I can't recollect pecisely what the words were, sumpin like that though. Anyway, she said sumpin about a hundred dollars and I tried to get her to take a check I had but it was only for $87 and she wouldnt take it anyway since it wasn't countersigned and I forgot how to spell Stewart cuz it was late and I was kinda tired so I think I just got dressed and went home.
All in all though, I am pretty sure I had nothing to do with any of all that and I may even have an alibi somewhere. I think it might be in my new backpack. It's a big ole red one and sure does hold a lot of stuff, I tell ya. I think I won it in a drawing or sumpin. I don't remember exactly but JEB will tell ya, he was passed out in the back of his truck the whole time and saw everything.

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Wonderaz I want my bra back dammit!!!!!


missjo
Do you know how much a custom made red bra in my size costs!!

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Originally posted by missjo
Wonderaz I want my bra back dammit!!!!!


missjo
Do you know how much a custom made red bra in my size costs!!

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$87

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For the fabric maybe


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Only the best for my boozies

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juan de ruiz......oh dear me.....i needed that laugh

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one thing is for sure, missjo has some jugs

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But she has a pretty face to go with it, which you can't say for most other huge tittied ladies.

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i made a wee wee after that one.

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Now that's a set of tit's that makes you wanna splash lube on em & tittiefuck all night long

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Originally posted by oxsan
I think that she made it all up. She said that she was preparing for a bath. No one bathes in November in Kermit. I think this woman is irresponsible.

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I'm still waitin for wonderaz to give me my bra back



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Not happy Jan

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