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Nutrimentia
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PaintCHiPs grows up!

Happy Birthday, ya long-winded fuckstick. Help yourself to a shower, or two.

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DevilMoon
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happy bday

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Amerikan_Science
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Congrats! Now you get to use the grown up scissors!

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shyloh
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Happy bday chippy (can i call you chippy?)

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morgana
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Registered: Jul 2000
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congratulations to your mom for her hard work on this day.

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raginghobo
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Registered: Oct 2001
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mix cd's in the mail

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HAPPY CRSRMAS!

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karen
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Registered: Jul 2000
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happy birthday, brad. if Im feeling generous, Ill buy you that anal lube I promised.

Just keep in mind that its for heterosexual use only.

ok?
ok.

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tack
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happppy birthdayyyyyy paiintchiipsss

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If, indeed, you did grow up, I'm gonna be very, very upset with you! I'm not growing up, so why should you? Do you have to best me at everything?!

You have a painty and chippy birthday, 'ya hear!!

And many happy returns!

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yeah... Happy B-day...what would Jeremy sword say on an occasion like this?

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In 10 years, your birthday will be on 10-11-12.

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um.
no it wont.

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OOPS!

What month is this again?

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but in 9 years, it will be on 11-11-11

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That's what I was gettin' at!!!

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SocialParasite
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Not to say that I don't like smoking, but I can quit anyway.

I'm going to listen to "Paint" non-stop in honor of this glorious day.

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flocat
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Registered: Aug 2000
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Paintmas is here and still, no present. Then again, I hadn't planned on anything for you...so, um, happy Paintmas. bastard.

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Happy Birthday!

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Ok, so I was sitting around this morning, not doing much, just catching up on the forum, when I noticed this paintchips birthday thread. I said to myself, “self, you should post in that”. But not just any post. This should be a post to honor said paintchips. So I sat around some more, trying to come up with something appropriate. Now, since I’m at work, I can’t very well drink myself silly, so that’s out. And I already showered, so it’s too late to skip it. I finally decided that I should just start typing and see what I came up with.

While I was thinking, I started looking stuff up. I’m sure most people already know the history of the birthday song, but here it is for the uninformed. And since I really don’t want to have to spend any money at all on you, just pretend I sang it to you.

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The melody to the song “Happy Birthday to You” (also known as "The Birthday Song") was written in the 1890’s by an American woman by the name of Mildred Hill. Her sister Patti, who was a teacher, put the lyric “Good morning dear teacher, good morning to you” to fit the melody. The song grew in popularity over the years and was eventually sung in schools across the US. Forty years later, Patti came up with the words "Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday Dear , Happy Birthday to You," and fit those words to her sister’s melody. The entire song was then published in 1935. The song was popularized later in the 1930's when it was sung in the Broadway production of “As Thousands Cheer,” and has since become the mega-classic hit of all time. One final interesting tidbit: The "Happy Birthday to You" song (lyrics and melody together) are still under copyright protection, so every time you hear it sung on TV or radio, for example, royalties are being paid to the publisher (Warner Chapel, in the US).


And while I was searching, I decided to see what google would come up with for the terms Paintchips and poetry. After informing me that perhaps I meant “paint chips”, I found this. I present this as an Ode to Paintchips, since everyone knows how much good poetry is appreciated around here.

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Clouds
As paint chips and bleeds from two decades
Still rusted dull nails remain strong
I cling tightly to a rock -- the rock
The only hope for my salvation
As I breath in the pureness from the ocean that surrounds me
I realize the reason for my being culminates into a symphony
Yet a mockery of the one thing that's kept me well
Even now I take in the life of the ocean smell
And sing praises to the King who in my defiance
Denies me not as time does the tide
Forever lost on the shore
I want to be more like the one who shaped me
More than I ever thought I could be
Still I know in my ascension the purity will fade
Taken by the suffocation of a fresh coat of paint



Well, I’ve been at this far too long (honestly, I don’t know how you make such lengthy posts), so I quit now. I just wanted an appropriately wordy post to dedicate to you on your birthday.

Happy day Brad.

By the way, you really don't smell as bad as they say.

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J E B Stuart
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Ol' Paintipoo. So, it's yer birthday. I'll have you know that, in yer honor, I: Lit a fart; had several shots o' Dickel (I lost the actual count, but it was several); squeezed Nurse Boucher's right boob (my nose is rather misshapen now 'n' hurts like th'dickens, thank you); and took a nap (with Fred goin' t'town on m'left leg).

Now that I'm awakened and somewhat refreshed, I know whatcher thinkin'. Yer thinkin', *what 'n' hell's the purpose o' lightin' a fart, etc., fer my birthday*? Well, I'll bet nobuddy else's ever gone t'all that trouble fer ya, just 'cause it wuz yer birthday. It's the thought that counts, you ungrateful bastid.

Amen.

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CHiPsJr
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Hippo birdie two ewes.

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WastedPotential
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Happy Birthday, straight up.

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Paint CHiPs
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Re: PaintCHiPs grows up!

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Happy Birthday, ya long-winded fuckstick. Help yourself to a shower, or two.


Thanks man. I took a long hot bath tonight. Was good. Spent a quiet night at home. Took a long walk, read over a bunch of poetry, a couple of short stories, fucked off online as always.

Amerikan_Science: Pizzow. Nice to see you, and thanks. I was going to tell you a few weeks ago that your old site has been infiltrated by capitalist swine, but your probably know by now anyway.

Dmoon: Still awaiting MLWTTKK paraphenelia.

shyloh: Call me anything you like.

GoFuckYourselves! Thanks man.

tack: You rules. You are well written.

karen: Does Gen fucking me with a strap on qualify as heterosexual? If so, then yes, I promise.

Buddha's Penis! You are scum. You should lick the dogshit off my bootheels. I hope somebody nails your eyeballs to a ledge a throws you off a very tall building, you donkey-raping shiteater.

raginghobo: I am still working on the ASS mix. I have banged out novels that have required less work.

morgana: She called me today and in celebration of this day of my birth, told me I should quit drinking and kick out my stoner roommate. Moms rule. Also, one of the few joys I get out of having a twin, is emailing my brother once a year, under the subject "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, US!"

A.D.H.D: Cheers, mate. You're one of the ferin scum I'd like to have a beer with. Though you're still holding out on the repressed memories thing.

flocat: You dirty dirty whore. Stop calling my house at 3 AM. Also, thanks for the late night English help.

SocialParasite: I am not as dumb as they say.

Nymbus: Thanks. It's not as easy as they say! But it is twice as fruitless!

I meant the wordiness, not the smell.

Look forward to seeing you again on the 22nd!

JEB: No words can express my gratitude. Because my mouth is covered by the palm of my hand as I hold my nose.

CHiPsJr: I still hold that hundreds of thousands of American servicemen pledged their devotion to this great nation so that I can get my birthday off from school. This university is stuffed with a bunch of damn unpatriotic bastards.

WP: Pow.

Ah well, another year. I'm fecking old. Today I ran three miles, watched a great video of a guy with damage to his limbic system go nuts, fucked off online as usual, merc got going again, talked to some family members, got some money squared away for Boston, did some homework, took an hour long walk, and am now chilling out to ASS and am getting ready to watch a movie. Life ain't great, but it ain't bad neither.

Thanks guys.






Eh, I can't really make any good post count threads anymore, may as well work the birthday thing.

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