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and I hate him.
Never trust a man with the word penis in his name.

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Tell me What he did to you my Elvian Princess & I will crush him like a grape

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It appears that while I thought I was special in his desires of having me wear a strap on and ride him like a wild pony, erin was also offered the same.

Ill never love again.

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Damn you phorbie, you're chasing all the men who want strap on action!!! BACK OFF MY TERRITORY BIATCH, I'm the one with the fetish.

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The bastard!!!!!!!


You may do with me whatever you wish Oh Princess of mine
You & only you hold the key to my heart

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Originally posted by Mongo
The bastard!!!!!!!


You may do with me whatever you wish Oh Princess of mine
You & only you hold the key to my heart

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Originally posted by euphorbia


*swoons*

will you dress up like Sean Connery and sing Lady by Lionel Ritchie in a British accent? pughleese???!!!

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Anything for you most beautiful & perverted Princess




Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song?

Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear

In my eyes I see no one else but you
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me
I've waited for you for so long

Lady, your love's the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
'Cause, my love, there's something I want you to know
You're the love of my life, you're my lady

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and you ...you jezebel...you man stealer did he call you his sweet tater tot of love?
No! I didn’t think so. Bitch!

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*catches before euphorbia's delicate body can touch the ground*

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*catches before euphorbia's delicate body can touch the ground*

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Only makes me want you more my love


Do you per chance have a whip behind your back *looks hopeful*

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all of this is falsehood. there is a tragedy afoot, and it is not the apparent duplicitousness of my alleged strap-on loving. it is indeed a plot of most desperate dimensions perpetrated by these sad women, of sad lives, who sought only to brighten their weak existences with a daily injection of buddha's penis. i, unfamiliar with and unwilling to participate in these games of sensual fraud with housewives and spinsters, soundly but gently rebuffed their perverted advances. and, ever the gentleman, i have not brought these events into the hot spotlight of the forum public in order to save poor forbie and erin the shame and humilation of being outed as the deviants they are, and possibly damaging the relationships here that have crossed into the realm of real life (or those that started there) by either revelation of perversion or by the simple and oh-so-human weakness displayed in their complete and utter obsession with the nude form (virtual, through virtue of imagination) of yours truly.
i am but a poor set-upon traveller of the internet, an honest and innocent young man who just happened to be too damned angelic, stuffed full of pure animal magnetism through even this electric medium as these so-called ladies claim i wanted to be stuffed with latex cock, i am a man whose crime was simply being SUCH a man. i post in this thread only to set straight the record that is so brutally being scratched by the claws of these undersexed harridans, and to defend my name, the good name of buddha's penis.

thank you very much.

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Originally posted by Buddha's Penis!
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you two keep on fighting while I take all your menfolk into the corner for a bit of orgy lovin.

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Originally posted by euphorbia
bah! you offered me 200 bucks and your comic book collection for a pair of my panties. Youre so full of it you filthy panty sniffer!

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I agree with this thread title. BP! was much cooler when he was known as DogBreath.

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don't get me started on you, friend.

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Budda You Blackguard how dare you sully the name of one so beautiful & pure of heart as the sweet euphorbia


*slap*

I challenge thee to a dual

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if you weren't a points hider i'd give you humor points bp

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that was great BP...yea, I want to give you poiints too, but it would do no good

So anways Karen, about that orgy???

Melesse

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I was about to say the same thing, tack.

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coming to boston, melly mel?

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bah! you offered me 200 bucks and your comic book collection for a pair of my panties. Youre so full of it you filthy panty sniffer!

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Shit, BP, I'll steal you some of Karen, Euphorbia, and Erinity's panties for you comic book collection. Attack of the deja vu, it seems.

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