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A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness

The Benefits of Being Evil

That definition is good for the basics of evil, but doesn't really get into the benefits. For being evil is truly a lifestyle unto itself. By embracing the forces of evil you can gain power beyond your wildest dreams. You can become one of the richest people on earth and then use that wealth to bring about the misfortune of others. You can crush your enemies in the most ruthless and vile of ways all the while unhindered by such weaknesses as remorse or guilt. You can be a ray of darkness in an otherwise unbearably sunny day.

Those are not the only benefits, however. By becoming a servant of darkness you can also engage in widespread plans of world domination. You can destroy the world with the method of your choosing and then jump up and down on its corpse. You can tie damsels in distress to railroad tracks and then twirl about in your moustache and black cape. Yes, by choosing evil you can truly walk down the street with pride, and watch small children run screaming from your presence.

But wait, there's more! If you act now you can also gain vast influence over the minds of men. You can learn great supernatural powers capable of killing at a glance and causing people's heads to explode. You can summon up terrible armies of the undead to then send against the town of your choosing. You can even become immortal should you wish, and are willing to sacrifice your humanity. There really is no end to the benefits, so why not join today?

http://evil-guide.tripod.com

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That stuff isn't Evil Dacarlo, it's Scientology.

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Originally posted by slight
That stuff isn't Evil Dacarlo, it's Scientology.

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Registered: Nov 2002
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Sometimes I think when I look up real high
That there's such a big world up there
I'd like to give it a try.
But then I sink cause it's here I'm s'posed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me why's it have to be that way?

Up there
There is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Up there.

They say I don't belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs I'm supposed to stay where evil is sown (ooh-ooh-ooh)
But what is evil anyway? (haa-aa)
Is there reason to the rhyme? (ooh-ooh)
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.

Up there
There is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams - I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live up there!
Ooh I wanna live yeah!
I wanna live up there ooh!
Baby ooh!
I want to live up there.

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