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Mongo
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Registered: Nov 2002
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Eminem Drug bust

(CNN headline news reports)

Early this evening three squads were sent out to a secret address,
"after six months of undercover surveillance we found the main house"
said Officer Retaib of Metro P.D.

"We were shocked to see the outcome"

"We didn't know just how bad it would be"

"some of us will require counseling after this"

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SatansLeftHand
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ummm.....there is just so much wrong with that......

where can I get a kfc bucket full of weed?

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the main thing wrong with it being that it's been posted several times, with funnier stories.

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Mongo
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Aha it works

*makes notes on page 28 of 101 ways to piss tackoff*

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i'm not pissed that you're an idiot, I feel bad for you

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Trina
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http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...ighlight=eminem

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SocialParasite
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Mongo reminds me of those idiots that think people want to read the shit that they forward. He/She also reminds me of those people that think said forwards are funny.

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The Wraith
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He reminds me of an idiot.

FROM PROFILE:
"Location: At euphorbia's feet"

...and this statement confirms my suspicions.

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Mongo
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Wraith you may say what you like about me

But do not sully the name of the fair Euphorbia

Good day sir!!!

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bunkum
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This thread still sucks.

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The Wraith
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quote:
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Wraith you may say what you like about me

But do not sully the name of the fair Euphorbia

Good day sir!!!

You and her are both on the bottom rungs of the sociological ladder. I don't care what pass� Internet-love-addiction you've formed with her being the first person with tits to talk to you at this message board. I don't care if you truly believe your notion of fondess will even grant you a token hummer or you're just acting on your male instincts, trying to get your penis wet. Frankly, you're a moron - more so for the fact of your unnatural selection process, than anything else.

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Nutrimentia
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I don't think this thread sucks at all. I hadn't seen the picture before and it made me smile. Thanks for posting it.

A pox on the rest of your houses. For fuck's sake, fix whatever is wrong with your lives and find a way to escape your insidious negativity.

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I might smile more with a daily spanking.

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Nutrimentia
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Those butt-packings aren't good enough for ya, eh?

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missjo
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quote:
Originally posted by Nutrimentia
I don't think this thread sucks at all. I hadn't seen the picture before and it made me smile. Thanks for posting it.

A pox on the rest of your houses. For fuck's sake, fix whatever is wrong with your lives and find a way to escape your insidious negativity.

I agree with Nutri some of you really need Humour replacement therapy

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J E B Stuart
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Little Brucie caught in a candid moment sans the henna scribbles:

Amen.

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I'm smiling today.

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Nutrimentia
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Finally found a lube that works for ya, eh?

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11-13-2002 03:14 AM

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wonderaz
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quote:
Originally posted by Nutrimentia
I don't think this thread sucks at all. I hadn't seen the picture before and it made me smile. Thanks for posting it.

A pox on the rest of your houses. For fuck's sake, fix whatever is wrong with your lives and find a way to escape your insidious negativity.

No shit, I hadn't seen it before either.
We don't need any help modding this forum so save yourselves the trouble of playing Candystripers.

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