Registered: Nov 2002
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I have started to compose a small verse I call it

TACK


I sit alone in my darkened room
Plastic sheets upon my bed
Scouring the internet
Whilst my hampster gives me head

I open up the asylum
& what now do I see
Some has posted a link
Already seen by me

The horror the shame the unmittigated gall
I must tell them they are an idiot
for once & for all

For you see I am the master of all that I see
such a pity that you common folk
are inferior to me

I must now log off & lie upon my bed
the one with the plastic sheets
& my hampster who give good head






I must now go put my creative energies into an ode to the fair Euphorbia

Good day!!

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tack rules.

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tack rules!

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Originally posted by rodney
tack rules!

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His hamsters!

Last edited by SoonerorLater on 11-12-2002 at 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by Mongo

I must now go put my creative energies into an ode to the fair Euphorbia

Good day!! [/B]

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Euphorbia is a goddess I would do nothing of the sort

Shame on you for even letting that nasty idea enter your head


Good day!!

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Why does everyone insist on spelling it "hampster?"

THERE IS NO GOD DAMN "P" IN "HAMSTER!"

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hamper?

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tack rules

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Heh. Well done. Better than my Mongo haiku, I'd say.

Point.

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Originally posted by SocialParasite
Why does everyone insist on spelling it "hampster?"

THERE IS NO GOD DAMN "P" IN "HAMSTER!"

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quote:

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Originally posted by SocialParasite
Why does everyone insist on spelling it "hampster?"

THERE IS NO GOD DAMN "P" IN "HAMSTER!"

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tack (tæk)
n.
A short, light nail with a sharp point and a flat head.
Nautical.
A rope for holding down the weather clew of a course.
A rope for hauling the outer lower corner of a studdingsail to the boom.
The part of a sail, such as the weather clew of a course, to which this rope is fastened.
The lower forward corner of a fore-and-aft sail.
Nautical.
The position of a vessel relative to the trim of its sails.
The act of changing from one position or direction to another.
The distance or leg sailed between changes of position or direction.
The harness for a horse, including the bridle and saddle. [Short for tackle.]
A course of action meant to minimize opposition to the attainment of a goal.
An approach, especially one of a series of changing approaches.
A large, loose stitch made as a temporary binding or as a marker.
Stickiness, as that of a newly painted surface.

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I guess TAK can't spell his nick? Tack?

Introducing TAK-Fu
http://www.takwah.com/


Training for TAK-Fu causes degeneration of the joints causing horribly disfigured limbs. It also causes large clumps of hair to grow in your palms.

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Originally posted by Mongo
Euphorbia is a goddess I would do nothing of the sort

Shame on you for even letting that nasty idea enter your head


Good day!!

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My apologies! Just makin' sure that no ill will is spread her way!

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awe shux guys...youre too much :tubbie:



keep the arbitrary undeserved compliments flying...I'm almost 30 and I have issues :cry:







*lubs*

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Who told you they were undeserved?

Do not listen to that vile heathen Budda

he is not even worthy of licking your delectable toe jam

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Originally posted by Cage
Heh. Well done. Better than my Mongo haiku, I'd say.

Point.

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I'll second that

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Originally posted by euphorbia
awe shux guys...youre too much :tubbie:
keep the arbitrary undeserved compliments flying...I'm almost 30 and I have issues :cry:
*lubs*

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Hey, Smug said she had a face like a box of frogs!

Have I been misled?

answers on a postcard please.

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Originally posted by funkyrooster
Hey, Smug said she had a face like a box of frogs!

Have I been misled?

answers on a postcard please.

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Wish you were here?

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AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!

Actually, women coming at me with knives is something that I have become used to.

Only joking Euphorbia, I'd give you one. I'm sure your other half wouldn't mind you sharing the marital bed with the Rooster. Tell you what, come over to London and we can go threesomes with Weaselspoor. Mugtoe gave it a try, and seemed to enjoy it. Although afterwards he kept shouting something about being an abomination in the eyes of God . Kept distracting Weaselspoor, who was trying to make a nice post-coital cup of tea.

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Ah Decarlo thankyou for my new screen saver

*drool*

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