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1) Any insecurities you might have are the result of a massive deficiency in that area. If you are worried about your weight or your looks, you are ugly and fat. If you are pissed because people don't take you seriously and just pass judgement on you from your stunning good looks, you are an idiot.

2) The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because you are ignorant, annoying, arrogant or smelly.

3) There may be one person in this World who is willing to die for you, it is probably your mother. However, there are at least three people in this World who are willing to die to kill you, see number 2 for reasons why.

4) At least one person in this World probably thinks of you right before they fall sleep. Their thoughts are usually, "God, I hope she doesn't think we are more than friends" or "Wow, that dude at the mall had huge man titties." This eventually leads them to nightmares.

5) When debating whether to tell someone how you truly feel, you should always keep in mind that they really don't care.

6) Before the end of your days, your actions will indirectly result in the death of over 10 people.

I'll add more later...

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You don't have to.

Really.

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6) Before the end of your days, your actions will indirectly result in the death of over 10 people.

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All seemed rather true except for two and six. People hate me for more reasons than that, many more I hope. And I'd like to think I'm going to cause more death and destruction than just ten people.

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7) When your head is up your ass the scenery only changes if you eat lots of corn.

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You could eat lots of lettuce and get a similar effect.

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Or lots of sesame seeds.

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8) You're always in the shit. It's just the depth that varies.

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You don't have to.

Really.

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Originally posted by Dacarlo


How the fuck do you know?

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Old Eskimo saying; "If you aren't the lead dog, the view never changes."

(JEB, just substitute "mule")

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maybe you should have taken the advice of #5 before creating this thread.

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Sorry to step on your post mmm...
Just trying to tell morgana I'm back.

Please continue.

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Always store beer in a cool dark place. You have been warned.

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Originally posted by Trina


He is at 9. Mostly women jumping off his patio to get the fuck out.

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I'd like to see three Morgana's in an ass. I think that might be rather amusing. Please, continue.