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i liked this pic better when it was posted in iod

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Authorities discover Michael Jackson died at his father's hand at the age of twelve. He was replaced with a cheap plastic model that was somewhat convincing until experts noticed peeling paint and the bad wig.

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"Being a white person isn't so great after all."

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Mike holds a press conference to announce his dissapointment that he missed the casting call to be a "Resident Evil" zombie extra.

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"This is the last time I'll use a plastic surgeon recommended by Tommy Mottola!"

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Just an observation; there's a flesh-colored bit of tape across the end of his nose like a breathe-right strip. You can see it if you look closely. That's because he has a hole in the side of his nose just above his right nostril.

The tip of his nose has been a prosthesis for a long time now, and it looks like there's some kinda tape or glue or something hanging off there, too. (Those triangle-shaped nostrils just kill me. Yeah, that's real natural, Mike.)

Notice that the last eye-job left his eyes uneven. It's pretty weird when you look at it for awhile. I try not to.

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His mouth doesn't even look fake anymore. It's just ick.

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And to think, all this because one little boy admits to playng with plastic dolls.

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More facial hair than most of his dates have on their entire bodies

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When it goes that far why not just hack it all off and go with something more... real

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Amen.

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Now he looks like he could be an Asylumite!

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
Now he looks like he could be an Asylumite!

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Well, ol' pal, I tried my best to give him a hair-stylin' just like yers. The ol' gumby-do.

Amen.

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Actually, Uncle JEB, I wear my hair more like this:

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The saddest part of it allis that before he became fixated with plastic surgery he was actually a beautiful looking man



missjo
I still love his music though even it's not cool to admit it

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From this:




Now he has to walk around like this:

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the more i look at him the sadder i feel.

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You can see how screwed up his mind must be and how he must hurt so badly inside.

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missjo
What he has done to himself is nothing short of self mutilation
I wonder what he would look like today if he had just stopped after the first nosejob

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Yes, it is self mutilation. But what kind of morals and/or professionalism do/did his plastic surgeons have? NONE!

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I totally agree


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they should be banned from even doing botox injections

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the more i look at him the sadder i feel.

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I agree (and with missjo and even with the scum of the earth, GFY!)

I posted my thought in the IOD thread though, so as to not ruin a good caption comp.

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There just aren't enough smilies with horrid nosejobs.

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what a fucking freakazoid. (that's my caption)

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I agree (and with missjo and even with the scum of the earth, GFY!)

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