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Hello I am new here. Pls Flame me. mmkthxbye!!1!

Last edited by Dannyuk1982 on 11-15-2002 at 06:30 PM

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Sorry, it isn't any fun to flame someone without knowing them well enough to pick apart their soul.

What is the significance of 1982?

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U could try a generic, standard flame, then again your flaming points aren't the highest, hmmpf

1982 = year i was born

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Danny is a gay. There, I said it and I'd say it again.


Flame Points, please.

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There you go, BL.
Actually, my flaming points are off the charts.
Lives have been totally disrupted from my unkind attentions. Ask mord.

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not a bad flame, i would give u a point myself if i could.

how did u manage to get negative flame points wonderaz?

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Originally posted by Dannyuk1982
Show me your tits!

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goatse's mum?

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Oh, christ... You're not another fucking limey, are you?

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"limey" is SoO 18th century

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haha, you have more Bitch points than posts...

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Well, it's true that it helps to get to know someone before flaming them -- the better to "pick apart their soul", you might say -- IF you were a lonely old man who was prone to fits of melodrama. While we haven't had a long time to get to know our new friend, we do know have enough information to deduce a couple things:

Either his name is Danny and he's from the UK...
Or his name is Dann Yuk -- in which case he's probably not from the UK. Maybe Cambodia or some fucking thing. I think I'm going to assume it's Dann Yuk, because flaming British people is 2nd nature to me. I'm trying to broaden my horizons.

He was born in 1982 -- the Year of the Dog, in the Chinese calendar. Also the year Hall & Oates' Maneater tore up the charts.

He's not completely new -- he knows about the "Show me your tits" thing.

He's already got 8 Bitch points, so people don't seem to like him.

He's obviously very poor, because his keyboard appears to be missing certain keys: A, N, K, S for starters...and the Shift key doesn't seem to work all the time either. (See: mmkthxbye!!1! from his post, above.)

He likes the fat ladies.

So, welcome Dann Yuk. We are very honored to have you join us. Lucky for you, we have room for one more greasy refugee from a crusty 3rd World Nation in our membership quota. Good thing, eh? It would have been too bad if you'd gone through all the trouble of selling your little gook sister to the filthy Vietnamese so you could get a computer and the 7000 feet of phone line you needed to run a line from your quaint thatch-and-feces hut to the only house in your fucking village that has phone service, all for nothing. What did you do to convince them to allow you to use their phone line and how many more of your fucking dogs do you have to stir fry for them before they give a keyboard with at least 24 working keys on it?

Didn't I see you on Sally Struthers' last commercial? I'm pretty sure she said that for $0.11 a day, I could ensure that little Dann would get a glass of muddy water and the Astroglide his raw little ass so sorely needs. It really tugged at my heartstrings when she scraped the crusted snot off the corner of your mouth and shooed the flies off of your eyelids long enough for you to talk about how you didn't want to be the village cum dumpster for the rest of your life. Apparently, little Dann dreams one day of getting enough hormone therapy to grow pert little boobs and star in his own line of high quality she-male porn films.

Anyway, as long as you keep your pet cockroaches out of my threads and keep the fried rice coming, I think you'll fit in fine. Oh, and also just shut the fuck up and keep your inane fucking posts to yourself. Oh yeah, and don't even read this fucking site anymore. If you can do all those things, you'll be fine. And never, ever, type "mmkthxbye!!1!" again.


I so wanted to work Hall & Oates and fat chick porn in there, but I kept getting interrupted. Fucking coworkers.

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I think we need a new points category
one for
Idiots

missjo
Cause granting bitch points because someone is retarded doesn't work for me
& tack would be in heaven

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That was almost beautiful, Cage.
I do take a bit of umbrage at the pet cockroach slur though. I don't pick on your choice of pets, don't pick on mine.

As to my flame point count, alll I can say is, Dingle+Formula 44+cheap whiskey=flame points

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*sobs*

some of these flames are beautiful, thanks for that huge flame Cage, must have took a while to type. And a niceshort and sharp stab flaming from Missjo.. wow

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I thought he was one of karen's co-workers...then I looked at his profile *out of loop*

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No, hes not a co-worker. He is a friend of mine though.

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he went about this all wrong

there's a certain order in new posts

you say - "Hi I'm new here"
we say - "Show us your tits"

you say yes, snap a shot, and then proceed out to CO for the formal Asylum Gangbang

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Well, he seems smarter than your last ex-husband anyway.

Granted, that's pretty relative though.

Wait, who are we supposed to be flaming again?

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"there is a certain order"
sorry, looks like i screwed it all up... =(

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Granted, that's pretty relative though.

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I CNA PRET)3NND.>>> tO *B:E) THAdDeU:S iff yOOU LKIE??..>>

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calm down, danny.

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calm down, danny.

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calm down, danny.

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