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melon
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the senseless bum

once, the bum had everything.
but he didnt have the sense to keep it
so he gave everything to a chimpanzee

from that day on, he was known as the senseless bum,
the senseless bum with a plum

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Dannyuk1982
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Pinecrika
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Stoopid bum.

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missjo
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Bum bum bum bum


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I still think it's strange that Yanks call a bum a fanny when a fanny is something else

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Aydin
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What's a fanny if not a bum?

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slight
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a fanny is a cunt. so is that damn chimpanzee.

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You stupid cocksucking motherfucker, generally my middle name is "apathy" but HOW DARE YOU show such cruelty. I'm going to come over to your house and fucking shank you if you ever display that psychology test picture with the reese's monkeys and the wire mommys ever again. DIE DIE DIE!

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by missjo
[B]Bum bum bum bum

Cabbage! AH HA!

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brimstone
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=)|)

Attachment: monkeycry.jpg
This has been downloaded 100 time(s).

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rodney
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I'm going to become that bum.

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Oracular_Jinx
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You stupid cocksucking motherfucker, generally my middle name is "apathy" but HOW DARE YOU show such cruelty. I'm going to come over to your house and...


What he really intended to say was
"offer my sweet virgin ass to the monkey instead of giving it a cold hard robot"

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Dreamengineer
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Bum aka Dumbass.........

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Lu
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Registered: Jan 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by brimstone


he is not humping, he is bonding. he thinks that robot is his mommy.

that monkey is now dead, they chopped up his brain for research.

it's funny how you are reading your neuroscience book and come across this very same image, talking about why animals attach to the first thing they see that moves....

poor monkey.

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