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Sw/oT
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Ferris Bueller, your ass is mine.

http://www.tribnet.com/24hour/enter...p-4770011c.html

Jeffrey Jones, 'Ferris Bueller' principal, arrested in Los Angeles

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES (November 14, 9:56 p.m. PST) - Actor Jeffrey Jones, best known as the suspicious high school principal in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," was arrested Thursday for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old boy and possessing child pornography, authorities said.

Jones, 56, surrendered and was freed on $20,000 bail, said Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman. Arraignment was scheduled for Nov. 21.

Jones was charged with one count each of using a minor for sex acts and possession of child pornography, said District Attorney's spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons. She said the alleged victim was a 17-year-old boy.

Police began investigating Jones last November after a minor came forward and "alleged criminal acts of a sexual nature," Lee said.

Investigators subsequently searched Jones' home and seized "numerous items of evidence," Lee said. He did not elaborate.

Jones could not be reached for comment. There is no listing for him in the Los Angeles area and the Screen Actors Guild did not immediately respond to a request for his agent's number.

A widely recognized character actor, Jones played the music-loving Emperor Joseph II in "Amadeus," the mentalist Criswell in "Ed Wood" and the father in "Beetlejuice."

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Aydin
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That's just wrong.

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Pinecrika
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I thought that fucker looked like a baby raper.

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missjo
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Now we know why he was alway hard on ferris's tail



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I must go out & rent that movie again

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J E B Stuart
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. . . I must go out & rent that movie again

Well, while yer rentin' movies, I highly recommend another li'l known flick both Jones and Matthew Broderick starred in called "Out On A Limb". The producers consulted with me 'n' the jackass in developing the characters known as "Jim" and "Jim".

Amen.

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brimstone
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Registered: Aug 2000
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I saw this in the news, I thought for sure it was Cameron hooked on the crank

Little did I know Mom was saving the world while Dad was giving BJ's to his son in the closet

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Smug Git
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Man, that poor 17 year old victim.

God knows what it must be like to have sex a year before it is legal.

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wait there's more

Jeffrey Jones, Paul Reubens charged in porn investigation

(11-15) 17:40 PST LOS ANGELES (AP) --

Actor Paul Reubens, best known as Pee-wee Herman, and actor Jeffrey Jones of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" were charged Friday in a year-old pornography investigation.

Jones, who played the uptight high school principal in "Ferris Bueller," was charged with hiring a 14-year-old boy to pose for sexually explicit photos and possessing child pornography, the district attorney's office said.

Reubens was charged with one misdemeanor count of possessing materials depicting children under the age of 18 engaged in sexual conduct, said Ana Garcia, a spokeswoman for the City Attorney's office.

The unspecified materials taken from Reubens were unrelated to the Jones case, said Jane Robison, a spokeswoman in the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office.

Reubens and Jones are acquaintances and both cases stem from the same Los Angeles police investigation, said Sandi Gibbons, a spokeswoman for the District Attorney's office.

"Los Angeles Police Department brought us both cases at the same time in connection with an investigation," Gibbons said.

The District Attorney's office determined there was no evidence of a felony in Reubens' case and referred it to the City Attorney's office for possible prosecution as a misdemeanor, she said.

Authorities searched the homes of both men on Nov. 16, 2001, according to the offices of the district and city attorneys. The statute of limitations on the misdemeanors would have run out Saturday if charges had not been filed.

Reubens, 50, surrendered to police Friday and was released after posting $20,000 bail, Garcia said.

He will be arraigned Dec. 19. He faces a maximum of one year in county jail and a $2,500 fine.

Reubens' attorney Blair Berk issued a statement saying the charge was "simply untrue and without merit."

"Mr. Reubens has never at any time knowingly possessed any artwork from his extensive vintage and antique art collection even remotely related to anything improper," Berk said.

In 1991, Reubens pleaded no contest to an indecent exposure charge. He was arrested in Sarasota, Fla., for allegedly exposing himself in a movie theater.

Jones, 56, surrendered to police Thursday and was freed on $20,000 bail.

Authorities allege Jones hired a 14-year-old boy to pose or model for explicit photos. "The charges do not involve any sex act being performed or any video or film being taken," Gibbons said.

Jones is scheduled to be arraigned Thursday.

"This is all about photos. There's no allegations of any touching or any improper acts with a minor," attorney Jeffrey Brodey told the Los Angeles Times. "This will be resolved very quickly so he can get on with his life and get back to work."

Brodey did not immediately return a call seeking comment Friday.

If convicted, Jones faces three years in prison and will have to register as a sex offender for life, Gibbons said.

After Reubens' 1991 plea, his children's show was canceled and his star faded, but he has played supporting roles in the films "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Blow."

A widely recognized character actor, Jones played the music-loving Emperor Joseph II in "Amadeus," the mentalist Criswell in "Ed Wood" and the father in "Beetlejuice."

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Man, that just screams for a movie deal.

Pee Wee High
Beetlejizz
The Babysitter's Club II
Blow Wood
Mystery Men
Paul Ruben's Days Off For Good Behavior
Win Ben Stein's First Born
Jeffrey Jones' Playhouse

I sort of envision a Bob Hope / Bing Crosy collaboration. A whole series of movies where Paul Rubens and Jeffery Jones go to exotic locales, sing silly songs, and molest children. And dance. There have to be a lot of dance numbers. The Road to The Sex Offender Registry. Were I an agent, I would practically be knocking down their doors right now.

An entertainment agent, I mean.

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Trina
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"Life if what happens when you're busy making plans".. or fucking kids.

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Unamusing as that was, Trina, what little punch you packed was lost when you typed "if" instead of "is."

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Her intelligence flame doesn't burn too brightly.

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Her intelligence flame doesn't burn too brightly.


Too bad it out-shines your "Personality Flame" Waiffy.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertai...biz/3051865.stm

Convicted. The quote:

"I'm sorry that this incident was allowed to occur.

"Such an event has never happened before and it will never happen again."

is really great. 'Was allowed to occur'? Not 'I am sorry that I did this'? Jesus.

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