Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
Posts: 2992

This is the coolest idea I've seen lately.

www.KAIJU.com

"Kaiju Big Battel is a modern conflict of epic proportions. Unbeknownst to most humans, planet Earth is under threat. Scattered throughout the galaxy is a monstrous mob of maniacal villains, menacing alien beasts, and giant, city-crushing monsters that are waging war against one another, their flared tempers and petty disagreements erupting into bouts of intergalactic fighting and senseless acts of violence. Presiding over this mayhem is the Kaiju Commissioner, an enigmatic human-arbiter appointed by a clandestine cadre of world leaders to regulate Kaiju rage. If the Kaiju Commissioner doesn't do his job - or if civilization isn't careful - the entire world could get caught in the crossfire.

As a result, the Kaiju Big Battel live-event series is crucial to preserving world security. Currently, the Kaiju Universe maintains an active roster of approximately 30 monsters, including a blue alien-glutton named Sky Deviler, a factory-worker-turned-soup-can called Kung Fu Chicken Noodle, a dirty-hare-sage dubbed Dusto Bunny, Uchu Chu the Space Bug (self-explanatory), and a despicable, square-headed mad scientist known as Dr. Cube. In addition to the Kaiju Commissioner, a few other privileged humans also get in on the action, including Referee Jingi, a mustached official who enforces fairness and civility in the ring, Anthony Salbino, an urban renewal expert who reconstructs crumbled cityscapes between matches, and one tuxedo-wearing, mouth-running MC. Battels typically take place in a standard-size wrestling ring, lined with miniature cityscape and random, over-sized Japanese monster-movie props. "


I wish they did this sort thing around here. They should atleast televise it. Who wants to have a Boston Pissup just to see Kaiju live!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Shreveport, LA
Posts: 2947

You've got to shitting me. Has life sunk this low?

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