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rodney
Hates airplanes.
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
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Why are you still alive?
So what keeps you ticking?
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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
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thats a damn fine question mate
edit
but mostly it is my determination to take over the world
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Deadpool
Latin Lover
Registered: May 2001
Location:
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Hope for the better.
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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.
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slight
long pig
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite
I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.
I'm too apathetic.
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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
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If I died, someone else would be the Greatest Person Alive.
And that job is mine.
So I keep going.
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A.D.H.D
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
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cool question.
because I want to see new things
become a better photographer
earn money, buy a house for my mum
hopefully meet a girl I'd be proud to call my sister.
basically
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SubSonic
You Chat Bubbles!
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: The Dark Side
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Because I have not come across anything better to do
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karen
aging hipster
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
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I stay alive in the hopes that smug will off himself and leave me to be the Greatest Person Alive.
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bunkum
Sanditon
Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
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To try to figure out why the bones in my collarbone region are uneven.
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shyloh
eien no sayonara
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
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I couldn't allow folks the satisfaction of having me die.
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Oracular_Jinx
Contents under pressure
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
Posts: 2820 |
I want to see the world. I want to help people. I want to learn from everyone, and I want to be happy with myself. I want to learn to trust and love people.
Life's too short to die young.
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Vegas
Title Town
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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I am alive until one of the lemmings jumps. Then I'm fucked.
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Peter_Torque
Grill Instructor
Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
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quote:
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To try to figure out why the bones in my collarbone region are uneven.
That is a serious condition that should be looked into immediately. As a resident Asylum medical consultant, I can tell you that it is caused by an imbalance of the chestal region due to one of your mammalian funbags being larger than the other. Fortunately, with proper therapy the condition can be cured.
The primary medical reference on the subject:
"Miss alignment of the collarbones are a serious side-effect of big knockers, particularly when one hangs lower than the other. Fortunately, "lopsided-titosis" is easily diagnosed:
and
Untreated, it can lead to various other problems...
at worst, some patients can no longer walk upright:
and in extreme cases, it can cause pain in other areas.
... or even such serious complications as destruction of the ribcage or death."
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Therapies recommended by the famed Asylum Ermergency Chest-massage Unit include vigorous stripping while girl-wrestling
and attempting to harm the feet of large angry black men.
(This helps keep the spine loose, when they inevitably ram your head up your ass. Thanks to JEB for this discovery.)
Also recommended is the Wonderazbra, as well as daily dilation of the anal cavity after thorough delousing with Dickel whiskey."
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Trina
Chronic papercut
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Canada
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I just want to live long enough to be a burden to my children
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shyloh
eien no sayonara
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
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I just want to live long enough to be a burden to my children
Ooooh good idea! But i think i'd adopt the children, i don't want to go through pregnancy. I would lay on the whole "i saved you from the clutches of a dirty orphanage and loved you and pampered you" guilt-trip, and smirk while they change my granny diaper.
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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Huh?
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SubSonic
You Chat Bubbles!
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: The Dark Side
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quote:
Originally posted by Peter_Torque
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That is a serious condition that should be looked into immediately. As a resident Asylum medical consultant, .....
If I had any points to give I would have to give you the odd one for this... just cause I needed that giggle
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WastedPotential
sociotard
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
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quote:
Originally posted by shyloh
...and smirk while they change my granny diaper.
i've never been on the zoey-groupie bandwagon.
until i got that picture in my head.
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shyloh
eien no sayonara
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
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quote:
Originally posted by WastedPotential
i've never been on the zoey-groupie bandwagon.
Me neither.
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flocat
PINKO
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: East Bay
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I stay alive in the hopes that smug will off himself and leave me to be the Greatest Person Alive.
Sorry karen. They say Greatest Person Alive just to make it sound as if anyone can possibly have a chance at it. But as you must surely know (for the rest of the civilised world is aware, you see), the position can only be held by a man. So, unless you have something to share with us all, it can never be you. Besides, I'm next in line. And as Smug is an old codger, I'll no doubt have that title soon enough, yessssssss.
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