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hurr9
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Has this ever happened to any of you ?

Did you ever want to say "what the fuck?" very loud, but instead said "what the cock?" ?

It happened to me this morning, and then a bunch of muscular guys were looking at me as if they were horny !

Damn ..

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Trina
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Because you really said, "Want the cock?". Fag. Get yer tits out.

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Fag ?! Oh gnooo, i like lil' girls. They're cockalicious !

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Dannyuk1982
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especially jessithekid.com

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quote:
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especially jessithekid.com

mmm, she looks like my sister

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Dannyuk1982
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thats illegal man

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this thread seems like some sort of competition for the stupidest member at asylum, at least gfy hasn't been in here yet..

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BUT YOU HAVE.
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aww shit.

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I'm a n00b, be nice =(

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That's like asking to be spanked by a staple gun while having hot escargots shoved up your asshole. Comprende?

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quote:
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this thread seems like some sort of competition for the stupidest member at asylum, at least gfy hasn't been in here yet..

Give him time.

He's s l o w, 'ya know.

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Shutup and show us your c0ck!

quote:
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I'm a n00b, be nice =(

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Nutrimentia
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is it okay to pronounce the 't' in escargots since it has the 's'?

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quote:
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is it okay to pronounce the 't' in escargots since it has the 's'?


Nope. It's ess-car-go, not ess-car-got.

"t" is one of those letters not pronounced at the end of a word, as is "s." So, if you pretend the "s" doesn't exist, the word then ends with "t," which you would then also pretend doesn't exist. That's how my French teacher explained it, anyway.

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You should have pretended your teacher didn't exist!

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quote:
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You should have pretended your teacher didn't exist!


I did, actually. I used French for "nap time." I just happened to be awake one of those days.

I also "pretended" most of my teachers didn't exist. Or that homework was never assigned. Or that the tests were hard.

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I once pretended to be in a school I never went to. And they all pretended I was back in my original school.

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