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Chantrea and C_A in Erinity's living room, watching a Japanese movie, spoken in English, with Chinese subtitles.


Erinity, thinking she was safe hiding around the corner.


Karen and nymbus.


A picture taken from Erinity's balcony, at first it appeared there was a break-in in progress across the street. We still don't know why they had a cooler on top of the garage.


Lucas, Karen , Erinity, Kate, and Vegas, taking in the brisk Boston air.


Nymbus, Lucas, Paint, Karen, Kate, Vegas, Erinity, and C-A.


Fiend, D-I, and Flit show up, only two hours late.


D-I, Flit, Lucas, and Erinity.


On to the hotel: D-I and Flit can't leave work at home.


Vegas, Karen, and C-A in the elevator ceiling - no, this is not the same ride where Vegas gave Karen anal.


Erinity's neighborhood.


At the restaurant before the show: fiend, Cage, karen, C-A, Flit, D-I, nymbus, Paint, and Chantrea.


Murderer's row: Lucas, Vegas, Fiend and Cage.


Paint, Chantrea, Erinity, Kate.


At the after show outing: D-I and Flit.


Vegas, Paint, Karen.


Hard to capture the size of this place ....


Flit, Kate, Vegas, Lucas.


Karen, Paint, and TexasDave.


Erinity and Chantrea.


Fiend praying for beer.

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Paint fails to impress Chantrea, a common result when he talks to women.

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Damn, that's the best picture of me ever.

And yeah, paint's sister is hot.

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Damn, that's the best picture of me ever.

And yeah, paint's sister is hot.

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Really good, MstrG!!

(Names woulda been nice too...just a hint.)

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stop taking profile pics of me!1\!$!#

G likes to take pictures when no one is expecting it.
bastid.

I forgive him cos hes a great guy.

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Speaking of which...did anyone end up fucking her?

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No!

Next time I take her out to a pissup, I think I'm going to bring along a camera if for nothing else but to document the close calls. Jesus Christ, man. I could make a scrapbook. It would look like this:

*picture of fiend*
"This is the first guy that showed up that tried to fuck my sister."

*picture of lucas*
"Here's Lucas! Hi Lucas!"

*picture of Lucas and my sister talking and laughing*
"Here's the two of them really hitting it off!"

*picture of Lucas showing my sister his cock*
"Okay, this is getting kind of fucked up now."

*picture of us in the car towards New Hampshire*
"Note that she's driving to reduce light-hearted banter to a minimum."

*picture of us meeting DI and Flit*
"Here are the only two people the entire trip that probably wouldn't have fucked my sister."

*picture of Flit telling my sister how nice her pants are*
"Fuck."

*picture of fiend showing my sister the video of that chick turning her asshole inside out*
"Ahhhh. Nothing better to kill the ole sex drive."

*picture of my sister watching said asshole getting turned inside out while she laughs and claps her hands, followed by much talk of anal sex.*
>:/

*picture of us at a bar in New Hampshire and my sister hitting on the waitress*
"DI took one for the team and broke a glass to deflect the sexual chemistry."

*picture of us working out rooming arrangements back at Flit's and me demanding to sleep in the camper with my sister instead of fiend*
"Sorry man, no affirmative action here."

*picture of all of us heading to Erinity's place to meet up with Chantrea, Vegas, karen, MstrG, nymbus, and Cynical Apparation*
"Nope, nobody that'd try and fuck my sister where we're going!"

*picture of us arriving and Chantrea hitting on my sister*
"Fuck."

*assorted montage of my sister chatting up everybody there and talk of how hot she is.*
"They say the price of eternal vigilance is....wait, eternal vigilance is the price of....fuck. You guys can't fuck my sister."

*picture of us heading back to the hotel to change and my sister having to concentrate on the road to avoid getting lost in Boston*


*picture of the low cut shirt and low cut pants that my sister changes into once back at the hotel.*


*picture of us going to the train station and my sister hitting on the crackhead selling fake gold chains on the side of the walkway*
"He better be prepared for marriage."

*picture of us walking around Harvard Square*
"We'll have a good time tonight guys, we'll stop in a bar across the street from Club Passim, the show doesn't start for another..."

*picture of us meeting Cage in the middle of Harvard Square*
"Fuck."

*montage of us going to the bar and much talk of shaved nutsacks, anal sex, and cock piercings, ensuing*
"I need to start drinking immediately."

*picture of me drinking immediatly*
"Hi!"

*picture of my sister at the end of the table hitting on three guys at once, and something about anal sex while I'm holding my pint glass in the air and tapping it obnoxiously*
"Waitress! I'd like another one please!"

*picture of us going into the show*
"At last. What we came for."

*picture of Flit scalping two tickets to Jim and Texas Dave and my sister introducing herself.*
"You're not helping here, Flit."

*picture of the band setting up, and my sister hitting on Stan Smith, the aged clarinet player*
"Thank God, at least I know he's way too old for my sister. He's a jazz musician and he's fucking old. They'd have nothing in common."

*picture of Stan singing about weed*
"Fuck."

*montage of the greatest live band in the history of ever playing, a great show despite the fact that one third of the lead Spankers is sick (Wammo) and the other ones seem pretty wasted*
"Rock!"

*picture of me in line trying to buy a shirt and a couple of CDs after the show, and my sister hitting on the midget in the top hat that played the fiddle.*
"He's in the band. Grey area, grey area!"

*picture of Texas Dave deciding to come out with us for drinks and inviting his friends*
"Fuck."

*Picture of my sister hitting on Wammo in an alleyway and inviting him back to our hotel with the rest of the band*
"I'll allow it."

*picture of Wammo declining because the hotel is far away, while hitting on my sister anyway.*
"Fuck, if we would have brought the camper I probably could have gotten the shirts and CDs for free."

*picture of me with a smile on my face*
"Hey! Let's start drinking heavily!"

*montage*
my sister wanting to hit on a guy waiting for the train
my sister hitting on the cab driver taking us from the train to the hotel
my sister hitting on Lucas some more
my sister hitting on the bartender with the nice tits at Good Times
my sister hitting on everybody when we got to our table
my sister getting hit on by Texas Dave
my sister hitting on me
my sister hitting on some random guys at the bar when trying to buy booze despite it being ten minutes past last call
my sister getting hit on by Texas Dave
my sister hitting on the security guard
my sister hitting on the coat check guy
my sister hitting on the desk clerk at the hotel
Vegas laughing at me

"I wish I was Robocop. "

*Picture of us trying to figure out what's going on*
"Ah well, we've been drinking heavily for awhile, maybe we should just..."

*picture of 20 people coming into my sister and I's hotel room*
"Fuck."

*picture of me with a smile on my face*
"Hey! Let's start drinking heavily!"

*montage*
Lots of talk about anal sex
Everyone hitting on my sister at least once
Lots of drinking and smoking
Lucas gets naked
A blur
Karen, Chantrea, and my sister, leave for a little while for a private party
*More anal sex talk*
Cynical Apparition groaning
Yo-yos
More beer
MstrG leaves and then returns with some toys
MstrG plugs in the Tesla Coil and the whip gets handed around
"Wow. Maybe instead of everybody else drinking, it should just be me.

*montage*
My sister getting tazed and whipped
End montage
"In this mental scrapbook, these are the pages I tear out and burn."

*picture of hotel employee coming to our room and threatening to call the police.*
"Makes sense I guess. Suppose we'll break up and go to bed now."

*picture of everybody deciding to go hang out at Erinity's place.*
"Fuck."

*montage of us at Erinity's house*
"I don't really remember all of this but I'm pretty sure nobody fucked my sister."

*picture of us back at the hotel going to bed*
"Me and my sister in one bed, Lucas in the other, and fiend on the floor. All is as it should be."

*picture of us at 99 the next day around noon, getting ready to leave.*
"DI and I ordered beer. So what? Wanna fight?"

*picture of us all going to our cars after lunch and preparing to depart*
"Mission accomplished. Three days, and my sister has passed, unfucked."

*picture of us all telling each other goodbye, and then Chantrea hitting on my sister.*
"Fuck."

And thus was the pissup. I was basically the one goalie against the entire offensive team. But I got her through it. Had a great time. Thanks to the people who put in some effort in planning (me and Dead Inside, basically). Despite my constant guardship, both my sister and I had a fantastic time. To those that went to the show, wait until the next time the Asylum Street Spankers come to Boston, when half of the band isn't out of commission. I'll bring my sister again, and you'll all be blown away.

(p.s. "blown away" and "paint's sister" are two phrases that shall never again appear in the same sentence.)

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wow, you forgot
*picture of paints sister, and Cynical_Apparition leaving for his room after the tazering*
:P

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Originally posted by Cynical Apparition
wow, you forgot
*picture of paints sister, and Cynical_Apparition leaving for his room after the tazering*
:P

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whoa.. who's the hot blond chick in picture #5?!
I so would have fucked her.

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oh.

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Me and my sister in one bed

So Kate did end up getting laid.

You people are sick.

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hey paint .. your sister is hot. no really man, she's really hot.

I'll be up like next weekend to hit on your sister some more. oh sure .. I'll tell you that I'm going to be in town to visit some old friends and that since I'm going to be up there anyway that I should drop by for a beer or something. then I'll come over with a movie and some pizza and try to arrange it so I can sit next to your sister on the couch while we watch some random adam sandler movie. after a while you'll let your guard down a little and I'll attempt to make my move by saying offhandedly 'hey .. I'm out of smokes. I need to run down to the store .. anyone want anything while I'm out or come along?' at this point you will find yourself sitting on the couch with half a cold pizza and you'll be wondering what's taking us so long ('goddamn it .. ron's is only like 500 feet away!') but not to worry .. I'm not trying to get her pants off in the back of my yellow volvo. I don't think she's an 'underpants down around the ankles in the back seat of a car almost as old as she is' kind of girl. just be glad it's almost december and my bike has been put up for the winter.

so anyway .. I'll ring you up around wenessday and set it all up for thursday or friday?

(ok .. this is a little side note to ease paint chips mind a little and let him sleep tonight without dreaming about kate giving birth to little dark haird boys with their cock's pierced ..
dear paint,
as you are most certainly well aware at this point, your sister is hot. her beauty is only shadowed by her charm (does she ever stop smiling?), as I'm sure you already know. she is your sister after all and while I've only spent a few short hours in her company you've spent years. this is probably why you're so nervouse. however .. you can sleep well tonight knowing that I wasn't hitting on kate (well .. maybe a little) so much as just hanging out with her .. she's really cool, you know. and further more, I would not just bang your sister. if (and it's a big if) kate and I where to hook up in any way it would be a long process that would require, at the very least, an adam sandler movie and some pizza.
your new best friend in the whole wide world,
lucas

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Who's the rower?

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Some more beautiful shots of me and the folks I was with!! HOORAY!

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Thanks to the people who put in some effort in planning (me and Dead Inside, basically).

All I have to say to that is thank goodness I used to be a kindergarten teacher.

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Lucas, you should really invite fiend along too.

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Thanks to the people who put in some effort in planning (me and Dead Inside, basically).

All I have to say to that is thank goodness I used to be a kindergarten teacher.

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everyone have their buddies!?!

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so what happened to all the pics?

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They're back.

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did you give yourself permission to... well.. eh... I asume you did

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