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Viva Le Me
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I wish I had a pair of slippers.
I just woke up not too long ago, and now really wish I had a pair of slippers.
I have a very nice bathrobe. It is heavy and big and warm and pimp. I like my bathrobe. But my footsies are chilly.
So I sit here and wish I had a pair of slippers.
Keith is wearing really warm fuzzy red pajama pants. They have an elastic waist and are very fuzzy and warm, and they have stripes down the sides of them. I wish I had them too, just in my size.
I thought about stealing his warm and fuzzy wittle pants and using them as my slippers, but that would be mean.
And I have to keep the window open. The computer is not two feet away from an open window with a fan, allowing me to smoke in the house and not get it in Keith's face. This is the only spot in the house I can a: use the computer, and b: smoke, but there is this open window, and it makes the whole room quite chilly, and thus make my footsies cold as well. The rest of me is okay cuz of my cool robe, but my feet are cold and I need some slippers.
I also need some quarters. Cuz Keith peed in his bed this morning, so all the sheets and pillows have pee all over them. And I don't have enought quarters to get them into the wash across the street. So at some point, I will have to leave my chilly room and put on some clothes, leaving my cool robe behind, and then I have to go somewhere and get cookies and quarters. And then I will do the wash.
And I need a penguin. We need some sort of pet, and a penguin would be just the trick. We would have to install a pool of some sort in here, which I'm not sure the landlord would appreciate, so we may have to get a timber wolf to protect the penguin and its natural habitat from the tenent's association. And maybe the Timber Wolf could extort some quarters and cookies for me from the Tenents Association, and I wouldn't have to go anywhere, I could just smoke by my wittle window with my cool robe and slippers, if I had slippers. And then the penguin and the wolf could become best friends, and they could cuddle with each other every night and go to sleep, cuz they love each other very much.
And I would teach either the penguin or the wolf to fetch my slippers. The wolf would have to go out and procure the slippers first, maybe by fetching a neighbor who was wearing slippers. But once the wolf brought the slippers into the house, I'm pretty sure the penguin could take over fetching duties and the wolf could go back to his full-time job of protecting the penguin habitat and cuddling with his new penguin buddy.
And all would be well with the world.
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10-08-2000 02:16 PM
